a few days pass since hornsy got back home. Hobbs has savant training with his sword, while Ruka, wally Mc Wallington and hornsy begin the planning of their city. Iron Sand City.
iron Sand City is to be designated into 4 sectors:
the 1st, near the front, is commoner housing
the 2nd, being businesses in the centre
the 3rd, guarded by a wall, is the higher class houses. it also has a unique slave market system (for simplicity's sake, I won't get into until later in the story, but it involves taking down the slave market)
and the 4th being storage, production and the mayor's house, an ancient science labRuka: huh, it's rather symmetrical
wally Mc Wallington: looks like a butt
hornsy: sigh why does everything I make look either phallic, lewd or wrong in so many ways
Ruka: it's not your fault
hornsy: thanks
Ruka: it's your perverted brain that's at fault
hornsy: w...but...well...you kinda have a point
Ruka: well anyway, the construction will take forever, and the materials, if not sourced locally, will cost a large number of cats, even with your incoming 100k
hornsy: yea, I guess I should go back out looking for more
wally Mc Wallington: I suggest Narko's trap, its a fort owned by the HN, but it has a lab filled with valuables
hornsy: huh, use the spiders to attack the guards and sneak inside looting the place and the spiders=double profits!
Ruka: sigh you just got back, and now you're heading out again?
hornsy: when there's profit to be made, almost all avenues are available, and besides, I made a promise to my bro that ill help him with his big project
Ruka: and yet you still haven't filled us in on this "secret project" which might just be code for leaving us and going on adventures
hornsy: and what gave you the idea I would do something like that, as I said I always keep my promises
wally Mc Wallington: that or Ruka is worried that you might get killed
Ruka: incredibly embarrassed w-what?! why would you say s-something so, so ridiculous, i-i know the boss can handle h-himself, so its nothing to worry about
Hornsy: "really?" face.EXE
Ruka: still embarrassed w-well, you're the one who got me out of there, and without you, I wouldn't have met everyone here, even though some of them are idiots
wally Mc Wallington: im guessing im one of them?
Ruka: that's a stupid question
wally Mc Wallington: :)
Ruka: you're the worst
Hornsy: PFFFFFFFF, classic Ruka
Ruka: w-what does that suppose to mean?!
Hornsy: its nothing, let's get back TO MAKING THE GREATEST CITY THIS WASTELAND HAS EVER SEEN!!!!
Ruka: su..sure
meanwhile in Admag
shek messenger: so in conclusion, this one-man saved an entire city along with taming one of the 2 great gorrilos. I must ask, what would the great stone golem to reward him
Esata the Stone Golem: even though this took place in UC territory this shek's heroism, and leadership is something to be rewarded, ready an escort, I wish to meet this shek myself
Seto: of course my queen
over at Heft, Emperor Tengu is having a feast with the other lords of the noble circle
Emperor Tengu: so...takes bite out of goat leg...this shek saved your...swallow...city from them south bugs
Lord Shiro: of course, although he's not like other shek though
Lady Sanda: ah, so he's an outcast trying to regain his honour?
Lord Shiro: from an outside view, yes, but after speaking with him twice he's rather...odd for a shek
Emperor Tengu: how odd?
Lord Shiro: well for one he used the most unique tactics I've ever seen, along with convincing the locals of morn to join in along with a band of mercenaries, also apparently he's known for his charity in the south-west, helping hoards of starving bandits and offering them food and shelter in exchange for work
Emperor Tengu: he's helping those poor vagrants? HAH! that's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, Koin get a convoy sorted, I would like to see this man, uhh...shek with my own eyes
Koin: you're heading out sir?
Emperor Tengu: yes, and while I'm gone you're in charge
over at blister hill, the phoenix is taking a bath in a beautiful underground cavern
Messenger: you're holiness, I bring news that both the shek and the UC leaders are heading towards an unknown base south-west of stack. apparently a demon there claims to be the one responsible for saving the city of catun, most likely after causing the siege
phoenix: hmmm, ready a squad of high paladins and my two high inquisitors
Messenger: it will be done, my lord
over at Bonesy's commissions
bonesy: oy, hows that new contraption going on
apprentice: its done sir, its ready to be hooked up to Grug
bonesy: fucking perfect, wait until my bro sees this, it will blow his metaphorical socks off
apprentice2: sir! just heard a rumour that the leaders of the shek, HN and the UC are heading to your brother's base
bonesy: WHAT, get grug hooked up NOW, and wheres that arm
apprentice3: ready sir hands arm to bonesy
Bonsey: good, lets ride!
and with that bonesy sets out to warn his brother, with Grug hooked up to a wheeled contraption with sacks of cats and hornsy's new arm in tow
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
फैनफिक्शनhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...