About half a day has passed since they arrived at the shipyard, as both Hornsy and Grimmus headed out to deal with a roaming band of Skin bandits. That came into Ashland territory. Meanwhile, Savant and Beep were stood on the front wall watching the distance
Savant: hey
Beep: Beep?
Savant: I've been meaning to ask this; you ever wonder why we're here?
Beep: one of life's great mysteries. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God, that is not Beep, watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, but it keeps Beep up at night.
A moment of silence ensued as Savant tried to get his head around what he just said
Savant: umm...I mean why are we heading to an unknown land where we might possibly die?
Beep: oh, uh...yeah
More silence ensues
Savant: so, you want to talk about that
Beep: beep prefers not to
In the distance, both Hornsy and Grimmus are returning from their mission
Beep: is that Hornsy?!
As he tried to get a better look, he tripped and fell over onto a harpoon gun accidentally firing it causing it to sail pass Hornsy's head
Savant: SON OF A BITCH!
Hornsy: SON OF A BITCH!
Grimmus: SON OF A BITCH!
Hornsy: BEEP WTF, YOU ALMOST TOOK MY HEAD OFF!
Beep: SAVANT DID IT!
Savant: the fuck, no I didn't!
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the adventures of hornsy and the blacksand mercs
Fanfictionhi the names hornsy, I am a shek from the island of Kenshi, and these are my misadventures, some are dealing with...uninvited guests and others are...running away from the local fauna with ancient valuables in tow and even forgetting to go hunting ...
