When Natsu and Lucy get drunk they get themselves into all types of trouble. Lucy always ends up trying to seduce people and Natsu always ends up trying to fight people. And when they are drunk together who knows what could happen.
So on the night of Erza's birthday party the two were absolutely smashed, they could barely walk anywhere. They had been drinking too much beer and taking too many shots. It didn't help when they challenged each other to a drink off, the both of them refusing to lose.
However somewhere amongst their drunk antics they ended up waddling over to a tattoo parlour. Something the pair would regret the following morning.
They managed to convince the tattoo artist to tattoo them, he said that they were so drunk they probably wouldn't feel the pain. Lucy went first laying on the chair removing articles of clothing to give the artist access to a very personal spot. Natsu cheered on the side eager to see what the tattoo would look like.
The artist was right, the blonde did not feel a thing but in the morning she would be in agonising pain. Natsu went next with his partner watching in anticipation.
These tattoo's were bold to say the least and they would ruin both of their chances at getting a girlfriend or boyfriend. Once people saw these they would be turned off to the max.
Nevertheless the two wizards left the parlour hand in hand happily skipping down the streets.
"Luce do you wanna get another bottle of vodka" The pinkette turned to his friend an evil smile plastered on his face.
The celestial mage mirrored his smile "Of course I fucking do"
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Waking up the next morning was painful to say the least. Lucy awoke first wearing nothing but a pillow case for a shirt. Not only that but the pillow case was stained in vomit. She felt and looked disgusting.
She felt her whole body ache a specific part aching the most but instead of checking it out she rolled herself out of bed ignoring the migraine. She couldn't remember a single event from the previous night but she could remember that the guild was going to the beach for a second birthday celebration. Seriously it wasn't a birthday in Fairytail it was a birth week.
However as she rolled off the bed she fell down onto Natsu who was sleeping on the floor. He shot up with a groan pushing the girl off him.
"Lucy what the hell" He rubbed his eyes hoping that by doing so the pain he was feeling would some how disappear.
"Get ready we have to go to the beach" Lucy mumbled crawling off the boy and towards her drawer. She could not be bothered showering, she could do that after the beach. So she pulled out her bikinis and a summer dress beginning to undress. She was too hungover to care about the presence of Natsu, besides he had seen her naked before.
So without looking in any mirrors she got dressed as the pinkette began heading for the window.
"Gotta get my swim trunks" He stated not really caring to say goodbye. Lucy heard the thud as he hit the ground but could barely muster a giggle with the headache she was feeling.
However she powered through heading towards the bathroom to brush her teeth and comb her hair. She downed some painkillers and a whole bottle of water. She was eager to push through the pain she was feeling for Erza. Besides nothing like the ocean would make her feel better.
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At the beach Lucy set up her towel next to the pinkette's who was wearing nothing but swimming trunks. His tan chest catching the blonde's gaze for a little too long.
"You feeling any better?" She sat down looking over to the boy. His gaze was fixed on Happy who was running or should I say flying away from Lily. Natsu was giggling at the cat and the blonde knew instantly that he wasn't feeling like trash anymore.
"The real questions here Luce is what happened last night?" He moved his gaze finally looking at the girl. Somehow she managed to make hungover look pretty, he would never get over her beauty.
"Got no clue but hey why don't we take a swim" She stood up beginning to unzip her sundress. The boy watched as she slipped the fabric off revealing her generous curves and pale skin. He couldn't help but stare, she was beautiful.
However his eyes also couldn't help but stair because of the words printed in black under her boobs.
"Is that a tattoo?!" He practically shouted gathering the attention of other guild members. Erza and Gray strolled over curious to what the commotion was about. When they stood infront of the pair they found themselves staring at Lucy's breasts as well.
"I can't see it" The girl struggled to see under her boobs because well... they were fucking huge. Natsu's jaw dropped reading the words, was he seeing things or was that actually permanently printed on his partners body.
"What does it say" The blonde looked around begging someone to answer her but they all just stared wide eyed a few giggling.
"WHAT DOES IT SAY" She practically screamed and finally Gray stopped wheezing.
"It says 'Dragneel's property'" the ice wizard chuckled.
"WHAT!"
The celestial mage felt her face heat up, with embarrassment or anger she wasn't sure but she knew dam well that drunk her would not get this tattooed on her body. That meant it was somebody else.
"It was you wasn't it" She pointed a finger at the pinkette who had barely picked his jaw off the ground. He was shocked to say the least but a big part of him was also impressed. Impressed that drunk him made Lucy get that tattooed. So as he finally closed his mouth a massive smirk got plastered on.
"I was drunk" He shrugged his shoulders making the blonde more aggravated.
"Drunk? Thats not an excuse Natsu! THIS IS ON MY BODY FOREVER"
"Who cares no one has to see your boobs anyways" He waved the furious girl off. He loved teasing his partner, her reactions were unbeatable.
Instead of fighting any longer in front of everyone the blonde slipped her sundress on and rolled up her towel storming back off to her apartment. She suddenly wasn't in the mood to swim and did not care that it was her friends birthday. She had to find out how to get tattoo's removed.
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After hours of searching for ways to remove tattoo's she found none. Feeling defeated she flopped on her bed praying that there would be a way to get the tattoo removed.
Her prayers were not answered when Natsu climbed through the window his hair damp still in his swimming trunks.
"Get out"
"Luce come on we were both fucking drunk" He pleaded not wanting to leave. He liked spending time with his partner, afterall she was his favourite person.
"But why this? I'll never get a boyfriend with this on me" She sighed feeling herself on the verge of crying. If her love life wasn't dead before it sure was now. She was doomed to a life of loneliness.
"You don't need a boyfriend" Natsu ignoring the fact that he was still slightly wet from swimming laid down on the bed next to her.
"I don't want to be lonely forever"
"You got me don't you" The pinkette smiled down at the girl. Looking up at him she felt her heart flutter, he had a point. No matter what happened she always had Natsu. A boyfriend would never compare to him. So regardless of her angry state she smiled back.
"Besides look at this" The boy hopped off the bed and began to pull his pants down. The blonde at first looked away but then curiously looked at the boys bare ass.
Written in big black bold letters was "Heartfillia's bitch.".
