𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 53 + face reveal 🤧

(This chapter is interesting 🤭🤭)

Pool or not     

sipmytae: listen here you ass wipes

ticklemejin: I should've aborted you

rodeosugar: yes, and me too

blindingbitch: 💀💀

sipmytae: I need to break the fourth wall real quick

lickityjooni: did we not have a conversation about the fourth wall a couple of months ago¿

jopmyass: we did 🗿🗿🗿

sipmytae: just like, give me 5 minutes

ticklemejin: make this shit fast

seagulldic: what's the fourth wall

blindingbitch: you're like Sehun, but the version nobody wants

jopmyass: ^

rodeosugar: ^^

lickityjooni: ^^^

sipmytae has added author-nim!

sipmytae has changed author-nim's name to stickytea!

stickytea: fuck

stickytea: why am I here

jopmyass: hi!! :)

stickytea: my uwus have been demolished

seagulldic: are you god

stickytea: nah, Taemin is though

blindingbitch: I have never read something so true 🤧🤧

stickytea: so what did you asshats do for me to be added

ticklemejin: ask Tae 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

stickytea: yo bitch

sipmytae: I'm offended

stickytea: okay, and¿

sipmytae:

sipmytae: I wanted you to introduce yourself to the readers bc they don't really know you

rodeosugar: they know tea's a dumb bitch

stickytea: you're not wrong, so I can't really say anything 🗿🗿

lickityjooni: 🤭🤭

stickytea: so uh

stickytea: my name is Rey. Or Essa. Or Nareymi. Or Tea.

seagulldic: why tf do you have so many names

stickytea: 🤷‍♀️

stickytea: I'm a minor 😔✊✊

blindingbitch: we must keep this pg 😳😳

stickytea: 'pg' my ass

stickytea: I made Goo put cum and lube on the floor

stickytea: I gave Tae back problems 🤭🤭

stickytea: I make y'all fuck almost every day

jopmyass: I think my brain is overloading

stickytea: and most importantly,

stickytea: I made y'all absolute dumbasses

ticklemejin: I don't think this was a good idea 💀💀💀

lickityjooni: how about you finish introducing yourself and then you get the fuck out 🤠🤠

stickytea: aight, but I'm never really gone 👀👀

rodeosugar: I don't like the sound of that

stickytea: I'm a she/her/them/they

stickytea: I'm 👌 with either

stickytea: this is me

stickytea:

sipmytae: you played us 😔😔

jopmyass: 😭😭

blindingbitch: I'm genuinely disappointed, but what did I expect 💀💀

seagulldic and rodeosugar: ^

stickytea: it's time for me to say sayonara 🤧🤧🤧

stickytea: I know y'all love me and really don't want me to go 😭😭

lickityjooni: yes of course 🤗🤗🤗🤗

ticklemejin has removed stickytea from the chat!

lickityjooni: thank god the asshat is gone

stickytea has added themself to the chat!

stickytea: two-faced bitch 🗿🗿🗿

jopmyass has deleted stickytea from the chat!

blindingbitch: we gotta be careful from now on 😳😳

ticklemejin, seagulldic, lickityjooni, jopmyass, sipmytae, and rodeosugar: 😳😳😳