𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 32

Team 10 but gay  

blindingbitch: I miss it here 😔✊

sipmytae: yh it's been weeks 💀💀

ticklemejin: it's so weird

ticklemejin: for once, we don't have anything to talk about

jopmyass: it gives me a weird feeling 😬

lickityjooni: want to go to a haunted house¿

rodeosugar: it's April

lickityjooni: there's these people making haunted houses to raise money for smth

ticklemejin: I mean, if the boys are up for it

ticklemejin: can't promise you I won't piss my pants though 🤷‍♀️

jopmyass: as long as I can hide in hobi's jacket, I'm in

blindingbitch: me too

sipmytae: me three

rodeosugar: me four ig

ticklemejin: jungkook?

ticklemejin: stop fucking sulking, I'm not leaving you for Sehun relax

seagulldic: fine 🗿🗿

seagulldic: I feel bad for whoever pops up out of nowhere though 🤡🤡

sipmytae: why¿

seagulldic: They will be punched

seagulldic: I can promise you that🤭🤭

ticklemejin: so it's settled then

lickityjooni: we're going to a fucking haunted house

2 hours later...

jopmyass: that was was fun 🤠🤠

sipmytae: why does it smell like piss

ticklemejin: I actually fucking pissed my pants

sipmytae: 🗿🗿

lickityjooni: hold on, head count

lickityjooni: why am I only counting 4

jopmyass: we're supposed to be 7, stupid

ticklemejin: obviously

sipmytae: Yoongi, Jungkook, and Hobi aren't here

lickityjooni: where could those dumbasses have gone💀💀

123 456 7890: uhm, we have a surprise

ticklemejin: who tf are you

123 456 7890: It's Hobi

jopmyass: why aren't you using your phone¿

lickityjooni: where the fuck are you?

123 456 7890: this is Jungkook, Hobi hyung is taking too long to type without his glasses

sipmytae: why doesn't he have his glasses???

123 456 7890: so uh

123 456 7890: we're in jail🤠

sipmytae:

lickityjooni: am I reading that right?

jopmyass: 😷😷😷

ticklemejin: I'm sorry, I thought you said jail 🤭🤭

123 456 7890: I did 👁👄👁

ticklemejin: GIVE THE FUCKING PHONE TO YOONGI

123 456 7890: what

lickityjooni: what do you mean "what"

lickityjooni: why the fuck are you in jail????

123 456 7890: Jungkook and I beat up the clown that turns around the corner

sipmytae: my boyfriend is dumb as shit 💀💀

jopmyass: ^

ticklemejin: okay but like, why is Hobi there¿

123 456 7890: he accidentally elbowed the ghost girl's boob when he tried stopping me and Jungkook

lickityjooni: y'know what

lickityjooni: just tell us where you are and we'll go get you

ticklemejin: 💀💀💀