𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 9

Team 10 but gay  

ticklemejin: excuse me what

sipmytae: I'm sorry I must've read that wrong

sipmytae: let me get my glasses

seagulldic: lmao stop playing 🤠

rodeosugar:

blindingbitch: "president's son" my ass lol

lickityjooni: thank god they don't believe you

jopmyass: you're an atheist

lickityjooni: okay and

jopmyass: 🗿🗿

jopmyass: I didn't want to do this, but...

lickityjooni: wait no, what are you going to do

jopmyass: Trivia time!

ticklemejin: what does trivia have to do with this

seagulldic: ^

rodeosugar: ^^

blindingbitch: ^^^

sipmytae: ^^^^

jopmyass: you shall see my friends ;)

lickityjooni: wait stop

lickityjooni: I know what You'Re GoNnA Do

jopmyass: good

jopmyass: you can prepare yourself then

lickityjooni: the panIC

jopmyass: what's the president of SOUTH Korea's name?

blindingbitch: I know this hold on

ticklemejin: Lee Taemin?

jopmyass: no but he should be ^

seagulldic: kim yugyeom

jopmyass: that baby is not joon's father

rodeosugar: joon isn't the presidents son to begin with tf

jopmyass: I wouldn't be so confident abt that if I were u 👀👀👀

sipmytae: Kang Seulgi

jopmyass: tae, get out

sipmytae: 🤷‍♀️ it was worth a try

rodeosugar: I don't remember

blindingbitch is typing...

blindingbitch: Moon Jaein!

(just so you know, I'm changing Joon's surname for this )

jopmyass: yes

jopmyass: so using that, and knowing joon's full name...

blindingbitch: Moon Namjoon

ticklemejin: omg

rodeosugar: you weren't joking what the

blindingbitch: -fuck

lickityjooni: oh shit

lickityjooni: so I'm going to go live in the ocean with the crabs 🦀🦀🦀

lickityjooni: ByE

ticklemejin: oH nO YoUr BiTcHaSs DoEs NoT🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

ticklemejin: children, come help me lock this man in his apartment

blindingbitch: im already on my way

rodeosugar: ^

jopmyass: 👁👄👁

lickityjooni: fuck

lickityjooni: omg move💀

blindingbitch: we found this hoe lowkey packing😤

lickityjooni: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

ticklemejin: you act as if just bc you're an important person, you can just zoom away from your wife and kids😤

lickityjooni: I mean-

blindingbitch: felt that😔✊

rodeosugar: ^

jopmyass: ^^

ticklemejin: now that jimin is here, we've decided we're all going to live in the same apartment🤠🤠

lickityjooni: when was this decided

lickityjooni: you all just looked at each other without speaking, looked at me, and then nodded

lickityjooni: am I supposed to know what tf you were saying😒

rodeosugar: yes

lickityjooni:

blindingbitch: we decided on your apartment

lickityjooni: WhAt

jopmyass: you're rich, hyung

jopmyass: your apartment has like, 6 guests rooms

ticklemejin: perfect for all of us

ticklemejin: it's like you could tell that we would meet in the future 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
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lickityjooni: wHy Is ThErE oNe oF ThOsE tRuCkS FoR mOvInG oUtSiDe oF mY ApArTmEnT bUiLdInG

ticklemejin: it's holding everything I own

lickityjooni: why are there 3 mORE PULLING UP

jopmyass: 👁👄👁

rodeosugar: :)

blindingbitch: :)

lickityjooni: gets the asshats out of my kitchen

lickityjooni: my food is depleting

ticklemejin: let's unpack children

jopmyass: you need to help, Namjoon hyung

lickityjooni: I hate this shit 💀💀💀

All persons have left the chat except for 2 persons

seagulldic and sipmytae: you lost me at Moon Jaein