𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 24

Shithoes

jongping: but I'm curious 🤔

ticklemejin: about¿

jongping: who are your kids and boyfriend

ticklemejin: my oldest son's name is min yoongi

jabmyeon: oh so they're not deadass your children

ticklemejin: no you dumbass

ticklemejin: I don't have a vagina

tree: you act like you do though

ticklemejin: bitch wtf is that supposed to mean

tree: 🤷‍♀️

ticklemejin: how do you know Yoongi

jabmyeon: he's composed most of our music👁👄👁

ticklemejin: and he didn't tell me 😤

professionalnopants: and the other children¿

ticklemejin: there's Hoseok

tollhun: Hobi hyung?

jabmyeon: whose Hobi

jongping: him, me, and Sehun went to the same dance school

ticklemejin: another secret 😤

professionalnopants: your children are interesting

ticklemejin: there's more 💀

ticklemejin: there's my two crack heads

ticklemejin: they're the youngest

chentai: names, you dumbass

ticklemejin: stfu

ticklemejin: Jungkook and Taehyung

jabmyeon: those, I do not know

tree: ^

chentai: ^^

professionalnopants: ^^^

jongping: ^^^^

tollhun: ^^^^^

ticklemejin: I swear they're on drugs 24/7

jabmyeon: like Baekhyun

ticklemejin: yes, like Baekhyun

professionalnopants: idk what y'all talking about

chentai: you're literally sitting across from me completely naked

professionalnopants: that don't mean shit 💅

jongping: with hot sauce on your titties¿

professionalnopants: Chan likes the spice

chentai: that's disgusting

professionalnopants: and I like the burn

ticklemejin: ew

tree: 🤷‍♀️

professionalnopants: 🤷‍♀️

tollhun: what does that mean

jabmyeon: you don't have to know, Sehun

jongping: I wonder how he continues to be innocent when he's always around our dumbasses

tollhun: what do you mean

ticklemejin: shhh Sehun, it's okay

tollhun: ;(

jabmyeon: there's another kid you haven't introduced

chentai: plus your boyfriend

ticklemejin: the next is my baby