𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 45

Pool or not   

seagulldic: I've just learned that bees shake their ass when they're hungry

lickityjooni: 🗿🗿

lickityjooni: you give me a headache

seagulldic: it's my specialty

ticklemejin: are you at least changed

sipmytae: for what 🤔🤔

ticklemejin: the meeting

jopmyass: I thought we were getting ready for mother's day

blindingbitch: yeah, but that's after the meeting

lickityjooni: you're about to meet a shit ton of moms 💀💀💀

seagulldic: interesting

ticklemejin: we'll also be meeting Junmyeon, Jinyoung and Taeyong there

seagulldic: oh hell no 😤😤

blindingbitch: quit being a bitch towards EXO, you hoe

sipmytae: wtf is Jinyoung and Taeyong

jopmyass: you know Taeyong

sipmytae: oH

sipmytae: the hot dancer in our grade 🤭🤭

seagulldic: what hOt dancer 😤😤😤

ticklemejin: Jesus, relax Goo

sipmytae: he's a bottom don't worry

jopmyass: idk who Jinyoung is though

blindingbitch: omg Jinyoung park 😳😳

sipmytae: ew he's like 40 something

jopmyass: exactly 🤢🤢

lickityjooni: first of all, it's not that Jinyoung

lickityjooni: second, if all of you are ready; the van is waiting for us in the parking lot

ticklemejin: we're going, give me a second to round up all the dumb fucks

sipmytae: I'm offended

ticklemejin: you have no reason to me

seagulldic: bitch

ticklemejin: bitch.

jopmyass: where's Yoongi 💀💀

ticklemejin: unconscious but dressed 🤠🤠

blindingbitch: ill carry him down 💀💀💀