𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 44

(Should I make a chapter where all the leaders are in a group chat¿)

Team 10 but gay   

jopmyass: I'm tired of this name

ticklemejin: but you made it

jopmyass: and we've had it for months😤😤

blindingbitch: give me admin

jopmyass: I don't trust you

blindingbitch: but I'm your boyfriend 🥺🥺

jopmyass: that's why I don't trust you 💅💅💅

lickityjooni has given blindingbitch admin.

jopmyass: how do you keep popping up with admin 💀💀

lickityjooni: you always leave your phone on the kitchen counter

jopmyass: how'd you find out my password

lickityjooni: penequeen95 is an easy guess

seagulldic: what does pene mean

ticklemejin: dick

seagulldic: 😳😳

blindingbitch has changed the chat name to: 3 1/2 tops, 3 1/2 bottoms

ticklemejin: change it.

blindingbitch: no.

seagulldic: I like it

lickityjooni: I see I have made a mistake

lickityjooni has changed the chat name to: dumbasses

rodeosugar: that's the best name anyone could've put it as

ticklemejin: you just called yourself a dumbass

rodeosugar: did I fucking stutter

ticklemejin:

blindingbitch: is that Jung Jaehyun I see 👀👀

ticklemejin: you bet your fine ass it is

ticklemejin:

blindingbitch:

jopmyass: hey hold on here

blindingbitch: don't worry, I only have eyes for you and Yoongi

jopmyass: I meant, "hey hold on here," as in; who is he 😳😳

blindingbitch: so you're not jealous 🤔🤔

jopmyass: nah, I feel fabulous knowing I get to see this before I die 💅💅

ticklemejin: I mean you're not wrong

blindingbitch: ^

rodeosugar and lickityjooni: idk how I feel about this

seagulldic: usually Tae would be making sexual jokes, where is he

rodeosugar: you know where he is.

blindingbitch: Yoongi what did you do

seagulldic: OH SHIT WAS IT THE POOL WINDOW

rodeosugar: the window that was nearest to me was the one I threw him out of

ticklemejin: YOU THREW TAE OUT A WINDOW¿

ticklemejin: WE HAVE A MEETING IN LESS THAN AN HOUR

lickityjooni: wtf is that

blindingbitch: what's what

lickityjooni: that wet-mop-looking thing standing by the door

jopmyass: omg that's Tae

sipmytae: I think I drowned

seagulldic: oh thank god it was the window by the pool

ticklemejin: yeah the window by the pool ✊✊

ticklemejin: HEY WAIT HOLD ON

ticklemejin: YOONGI, DID YOU CHECK IF IT WAS THE RIGHT WINDOW BEFORE YOU THREW HIM OUT

rodeosugar: once again,

rodeosugar: I threw him out the nearest window. Pool or not, I threw him out.

lickityjooni: I think Seokjin is about to throw you out a window. Pool or not.

seagulldic: that's the new quote. 🤭🤭

blindingbitch: pool or not.

jopmyass: THAT'S PERFECT

jopmyass has changed the chat name to: Pool or not

rodeosugar: I hear running.

seagulldic: that's Jin hyung

rodeosugar: I'm going to punch him if he jumps at me.

blindingbitch: don't punch him 😬😬

lickityjooni: 💀💀

lickityjooni: too late

sipmytae: this is an interesting sight

(Just imagine Seokjin with a bloody nose trying to force Yoongi out the window.)

lickityjooni: y'know what.

lickityjooni: give me a second.

seagulldic and jopmyass: uh oh.