𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 30

titty sticks  

seagulldic: listen here you fucking twats

seagulldic: if you think we're just suddenly going to let you come into our hearts,

seagulldic: then that's not it

chentai: I'm scared

sipmytae: I think they're Gucci, koo

sipmytae: especially Junmyeon ;))

seagulldic: Tae, I'm literally right here

sipmytae: I can see you just fine 👁👄👁

jabmyeon: I have a boyfrieND

tree: SO YOU FUCKING ADMIT IT

ticklemejin: finally that ugly hoe is accepting that Yixing is your boyfriend

lickityjooni: Yixing?

lickityjooni: My bitch?

jabmyeon and ticklemejin: your whAT¿

lickityjooni: I taught him producing relax

ticklemejin: thank god, I was about to divorce you 🤠

tollhun: hyung I'm scared

jopmyass: ...

jopmyass: I don't like this one

blindingbitch: Minnie, don't be mean

blindingbitch: tell him Yoongi

rodeosugar: do whatever the fuck you want

blindingbitch: 🗿🗿

professionalnopants: I may treat him like shit but he's my baby too

professionalnopants: please don't hurt Sehun 🥺🥺

jopmyass: wait I'm sorry 🥺🥺

tollhun: what does shit mean

seagulldic: is this one dumb

jongping: leave my son alone, he's pure and innocent

sipmytae: pure? never heard of that

blindingbitch: innocent? not in my vocabulary

chentai: can y'all explain the couples bc I see some action going on on that couch over there

tree: why's your hand on his ass

seagulldic: why's your existence needed

jabmyeon: why is he so mad

lickityjooni: it's a teenager thing

jabmyeon: interesting

blindingbitch: we'll explain the couples after you introduce yourselves

tree: shit you're right

tollhun: what does shit mean though

chentai: Sehun, nO-

professionalnopants: bitch stfu

professionalnopants: I'm Baekhyun

jopmyass: I'm guessing your the one with no pants on right now

jongping: wow how'd you know?

sipmytae: okay that one is dyslexic

rodeosugar: you say that as if you aren't the exact same

tree: my turn

tree: I'm Chanyeol

lickityjooni: you're obviously the tall one

jongping: how are you doing that??

jongping: I'm genuinely fucking confused

rodeosugar: someone help this dumb bitch

jabmyeon: we've tried

chentai: I'm Jongdae

blindingbitch: where tf is Jongdae in your username

chentai: it's not

sipmytae: well obviously

lickityjooni: you're actually being observant, I'm scared

lickityjooni: where's Tae and wtf did you do to him

sipmytae: piss off 😤😤

chentai: chen is my stage name

(to be continued bc I'm sleep deprived)