𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔

no. 31

titty sticks  

jabmyeon: I'm junmyeon

jopmyass: what does jab have to do with your name¿

tree: 😤😤😤😤

lickityjooni: I see some personal problems there

tree: I'll jab him in the dick when he's 84

blindingbitch: why 84

tree: it'll hurt more because he's dying

rodeosugar: interesting

jabmyeon: I don't deserve this 😔✊

chentai: yes you do

jongping: I'm Jongin 👁👄👁

blindingbitch: bitch

jongping: bitch

sipmytae: do I see some tea 💅

blindingbitch: he put oil on the floor of the practice room of the dance school we use to go to

blindingbitch: I slipped and sprained both my ankles 😤😤

jongping: I needed to win the competition

jongping: you have to understand 😔✊

blindingbitch: we could've been a duo, you hoe

jopmyass: I don't like that one either

professionalnopants: I will happily let you not like Jongin 💀💀

ticklemejin: Sehun, sweetie

ticklemejin: go ahead 🤗🤗

tollhun: okay :) 🤗🤗

tollhun: my name is Sehun it's nice to meet you 🤗

sipmytae: omg he's adorable🥺🥺

jabmyeon: ik my son is precious 🥺🥺

ticklemejin: Jongdae please let me be a co-parent to Sehun

ticklemejin: I don't want my youngest, there's something wrong with him

seagulldic: excuse me

seagulldic: I'm your baby, not that 6 foot dumb bitch

chentai: holD ON

chentai: my baby Hun is not dumb, he's just innocent

seagulldic: exactly, dumb

jabmyeon: Which one is Jungkook

lickityjooni: the one with blue highlights

jabmyeon: thank you

30 seconds later..

tree: OMG HYUNG GET OFF OF HIM

blindingbitch: GET YOUR LEADER AWAY FROM GOO

chentai: WE'RE FUCKING TRYING

rodeosugar: this is great

lickityjooni: I know right

tollhun: I'm scared 🥺

jopmyass: it's okay let's go eat ice cream :)

tollhun: okay :)

ticklemejin: JOON DON'T JUST WATCH COME HELP

lickityjooni: I'm good, thanks 🤠

professionalnopants: hey, can I have some popcorn too¿

sipmytae: yeah sure

professionalnopants and sipmytae: this is my kind of tea 💅💅

ticklemejin: I'LL ROUND HOUSE KICK THAT BOWL OF POPCORN OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW IF YOU DON'T COME HELP

jongping: where the fuck did jimin and Sehun go

...

"Where the fuck did Jimin and Sehun go?" Jongin repeated.

Junmyeon immediately stopped trying to pull out Jungkook's hair and jumped up.

"WHERE'S MY BABY."

Jungkook rolled his eyes, "Probably went to Kindergarten. "

Jongdae slapped him on the back of the younger's head before responding to Junmyeon.

"He went to have ice cream with Jimin."

Junmyeon sighed in relief before suddenly trying to pounce on Jungkook again.

Chanyeol wrapped his arms around Junmyeon's upper torso, pinning the order's arms against his body, before saying, "I think we should go now."

Baekhyun stood up after wiping the popcorn butter off on his jeans, "That's a good idea."

Jongin joined his group at the door, "We'll send a driver to come pick up Sehun when they get back."

Jungkook glared at Junmyeon from his spot on the floor held down by Hoseok; and the other did just the same. "Alright. It was nice meeting you? I think?" Said Namjoon.

The two groups said their goodbyes before EXO walked out the door.

"Jungkook, you little shit."