Mandarin: You stay away from me
Cara: Sorry, can't. I'm your Master Attendant
Mandarin: Well I wish you weren't
Cara:
Mandarin: I'm sorry
Cara: No no it's fine
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Mandarin: *picks up Lion's Head* I will now hold you for 24--
Lion's Head: NOOOOOO
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Mandarin: Bruh my fishing hole shift
Lion's Head: Well then I guess you'll have to put me down
Mandarin: nah
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Lion's Head: You are dropping pieces of that calamari skewer on my head can you NOT
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*Buddha's Temptation, Mapo Tofu, Lion's Head, and Mandarin are all watching a documentary*
Mandarin: *fell asleep*
Mapo Tofu: *looks at Lion's Head*
Lion's Head: *fell asleep too*
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.
