Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!

#68

Akumu: What is it like being an Elf? Do you have any magic? 

(I have to edit her OC form my GOD)

Cara: Well..... I mean I can make my hair do crazy things

Akumu: Like what?

Cara: *makes a fist out of one of her pigtails and ejects a dine n dash customer from the restaurant* Like that~!

Akumu: Well, now I understand why everyone's afraid of your hair

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Brownie: You want me to do what!?

Akumu: Seduce the next person that walks into the room

Brownie: But I can't do that! It's improper and unfit for a butler!

Absinthe: *presses a scalpel to his neck (I'm doing a complete redesign of her UwU)* Do the dare or else I'll turn you into a Fallen~!

Brownie:

*B-52 and Napoleon Cake both walk into the room at the same time*

Brownie: what do i do

Akumu: uhhh bifty

Brownie: *walks up to B-52 and pins him against the wall* Hey, are you catnip? Because I go crazy when I'm around you

B-52: I do not think that is good for you, Brownie. Should I take you to the hospital?

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Coffee:

Akumu:

Coffee:

Akumu:

Coffee: *looks at Cara* Is she allowed to do this?

Cara: ..... I wasn't paying attention

Coffee: my one hope. gone

Cara: Reduced to atoms

Eclair, from the other room: *screams*

Pizza: *somehow sings the Avengers theme*

Coffee: Ugh..... but I guess Chocolate, since I trust him the most......

Chocolate:

Chocolate: *that one face where the yellow diamond eyes shine through the shadows*

*20 spankings later*

Coffee: I HATE YOU ALL

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Akumu: Open that bag of snacks with only your teeth

Cara: You can do it, Cheese~Chan!!

Pizza: *suddenly a cheerleader*

Cheese: Oh, this will be easy! If I could bite through Gingerbread's shield, I can bite through this no problem!

Cheese: *rips open the bag of snacks with her teeth* See? Piece of cake~

Pizza: *doing cheerleader dance* Give me a D!

Pizza: Give me an I!

Pizza: Give me a C!

Pizza: Give me a--!

Cassata, with a red face: STOP--

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Akumu: So what are you gonna make a tea out of?

Long Bao: Hm.... well, I was thinking about taking this peanut oil and making it into a tea

Akumu: keep that away from me it sounds disgusting

Cara: Peanut oil....?

Long Bao: Here, Master Attendant! You try it!

Cara: *hesitantly takes a sip* *through her teeth* tastes great

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Tiramisu: *rummaging through the kitchen*

Hawthorne Ball: What are you looking for?

Tiramisu: The spiciest thing we have in here

Hawthorne Ball: Hm...... oh! Master Attendant was practicing her culinary skills earlier and made some Sichuan chili sauce!

Tiramisu: Oh really? That'll do!

Hawthorne Ball: *gets the Sichuan chili sauce* Here!

Tiramisu: *eats a teaspoon of it*

Tiramisu: .....

Hawthorne Ball: .......

Cara: .......

Akumu: .......

Tiramisu: Master Attendant

Cara: Yes?

Tiramisu: Keep your eye open when you sleep tonight. Otherwise you'll wake up with no pigtails