Cara: Akumu~Chan!!
Akumu: Hello Cara, I brought two of my Food Souls with me. Meet Puto and Halo-halo
Cara: Filipino!!
Akumu: I'm probably gonna regret this sooner or later
Puto: Huh?
Halo-halo: *looking around with interest*
Akumu: Nothing. Where's Chocolate?
Chocolate: You called?
Akumu: Can I have a hug?
Chocolate: I don't see why not *hugs her*
Coffee:
Brownie: Don't be jealous
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Akumu: Souffle, have you ever been caught checking someone out?
Souffle: No. I'm clever about my stalkerish tendencies
Opera Cake: Tendencies
Souffle: I've never been caught before
Opera Cake: Don't lie to her
Souffle: I'm not lying!
Fruit Tart: *gives him the look*
Opera Cake: *gives him the look*
Blue Cheese: *gives him the look*
Baguette: *gives him the look*
Souffle: Baguette why are you here?
Baguette: I live here now
(Souffle has been caught many times by Opera Cake. He's not as clever or sneaky with this stuff as he likes to believe)
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Akumu: Tequila, have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of your crush?
Tequila: Yes, but that's a very personal story that I don't want to share. But I can tell you about the time I embarrassed myself in front of Margarita!
Martini: Oh boy
Fish and Chips: This'll be good
Halo-halo: *leans into the room with interest*
Tequila: I gave her a motivational speech about never letting yourself stay down, and then tripped over a tree root and laid on the ground for twenty minutes
Margarita: It was a very confusing day
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Akumu: Baguette, has Sachertorte ever embarrassed you?
Baguette: Many, many times
Sachertorte: He keeps a list
Baguette: I keep two lists
Sachertorte: Oh?
Baguette: One list is a fully detailed timeline chart, the other list is alphabetized
Marshmallow, looking at said lists: Oh my
Parfait: Aww, Sachertorte embarrassed you after the Time Pavilion fire by tackling you and saving you from the door about to collapse?
Sachertorte: I saved your life!
Baguette: People were asking me if I had wanted to die afterwards!
Turducken: Well do you?
Baguette: I mean kinda, yeah
Turducken: *looks at Sachertorte* It's free real estate
Sachertorte: No it's depression
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Akumu: Pizza, Cassata, Cheese!
*Italian Trio manifests*
Akumu: I dare you three to prank Whiskey three times!
Cheese: Oh, you came to the right girl for this
Pizza: Sweet revenge~
Cassata: Um.... what if things go south? Whiskey will most likely retaliate in some way
Akumu: That's why Puto and Halo-halo are here. They'll protect you guys
Puto: *waves*
Halo-halo: I have the pepper spray ready!
Cassata: I can protect Pizza just fine!
Cara: *looks at Fallen Souls AU* Riiiight
Pizza: *leans in close to Cara and whispers* Talk shit about him, and you'll wake up without pigtails
Cara:
*later*
Whiskey: *reading a book about alchemy theories*
Cheese: *hands him a glass* Here, Mr. Royal-Pain-In-The-Ass, the juice Master Attendant wanted to give you
Whiskey: Master Attendant never wanted to give me any juice
Cheese: Well she told me to give this juice to you
Whiskey: This doesn't look or smell like juice
Cheese: Master Attendant spent her morning making you this juice
Whiskey: Alright, fine *downs the glass* .... That's not juice
Cheese: Your face looks like you're boiling! H-Here, have some water.... *hands him a glass of vodka*
Whiskey: Thank you. Out of everyone in your group, you treat me with the most respect *downs the glass*
Whiskey:
Cheese:
Whiskey: *runs to the bathroom*
Cheese: *laughing maniacally as she watches him drink water from the faucet tap*
Cheese: DO YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF TABASCO AND VODKA!?
*later*
Cassata: *has a fake piece of hair-- which looks identical to Whiskey's-- in his pocket*
Whiskey: *just trying to read his book*
Cara: *should be doing her (my) schoolwork but has validated this, Food Fantasy, and the readers more in life*
Cassata: *pulls out a pair of scissors and the piece of hair, snippy snip right behind Whiskey's head*
Whiskey: What in the--? DID YOU JUST CUT MY HAIR!?
Cassata: Maybe
Whiskey:
Cassata:
Cara:
Akumu:
Halo-halo:
Puto: run
*later*
Whiskey: *has about had it with the Italian Trio*
Whiskey: I'm just gonna go and take a nap. Absolutely nothing can go wrong with that
Whiskey: *goes into his room and sleeps*
*meanwhile, outside of his room*
Cassata: Pizza... how do you know how to pick locks?
Pizza: When we lived back in the kingdom, there was a curfew on both me and Cheese. I don't go to bed until 3 in the morning
Cassata: I remember picking your bedroom lock so I could lay with you
Cheese: I'm sure you two did other things
Pizza: Oh hush. Anyway, Cassata, come and help me move Whiskey
*later*
Whiskey: *wakes up slowly* Why does it smell like a woman's perfume....
Whiskey: *rolls over to be face-to-face with Fruit Tart*
Whiskey: *screams*
Fruit Tart: *screams* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED WITH ME!?
Souffle: *throws door open* Lady fruit Tart! I heard you screaming-- YOU DEGENERATE MALE!
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Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
हास्य-विनोदYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.
