Cara: *runs out of infirmary*
Weisswurst: Master Attendant get back here! You haven't fully recovered!
Cara: You can't stop me, I'm Cara D Stuart!
Weisswurst: You're worst than Tequila!
Candy Cane: Now that's a statement
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Cara: Jello~Chan, have you ever fancied someone before?
Jello: Fancied?
Cara: Like have you ever liked someone before?
Jello: I mean..... I like Mango Pudding.... but she probably doesn't feel the same way
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Cara: Are Steak~Kun's horns sensitive?
Red Wine: Yes, very much so
Red Wine: I don't know where Steak is right now, so I'll answer the question
Gingerbread's thoughts: He's writhing in agony my dude
Red Wine: That's part of the reason why you can't touch them without his permission, and why they need to be taken such good care of. If they get hit or stuck--
Gingerbread, mumbling: Or cut in half...
Red Wine: It hurts. Ungodly. His horn was once almost cut off, and he passed out from the pain that went through him instantly. He didn't wake up for.... I want to say it was almost a week
Red Wine: They had to shove painkillers and numbing medicines down his throat. It was... an unpleasant sight
Gingerbread: And then there's the intimate and bedroom sensitivity
Red Wine: GINGERBREAD!
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Cara: Do any of the adult Food Souls still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, etc.?
Pizza: what do you mean the easter bunny isn't real
Cara: I--
Pizza: explain
Cassata: It's a prank
Pizza: Oh! Okay!
(In short, these are the ones who believe: Pizza, Canele, Gingerbread [is she an adult?], Stargazy Pie, Fish and Chips, Fondant Cake, Napoleon Cake)
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Cara: *hands Cheese Gingerbread's shield* You know what to do. Make it happen!
Cheese: It'll happen today! *bites the shield*
Cara: Bite! Bite! Bite! Bite!
Pizza: Bite! Bite! Bite! Bite!
Cassata: Don't break your teeth or hurt yourself
Cheese: *growls and starts wrestling with the shield*
*sound is heard*
Everyone: *waiting in anticipation*
Cheese: *pulls away from the shield with a chunk of it in her mouth*
Cara & Pizza: YOU DID IT!!!!!!!
Cassata: Now swallow it
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Brownie: Why am I included in this? I don't have anything cat-related
Cara: Oh yes you do *holds up Deadly Agent outfit*
Brownie:
*later*
Cara: *laughing while filming* Why do you all look so dead inside?
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Cara: *grabs bag of those jumbo marshmallows* I'm about to make one of the poorest health decisions in my life
Strawberry Daifuku: Master Attendant! I got some gifts for you in the Ice Arena!
Cara: Oh really? Thank you, Strawberry Daifuku~Chan!
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Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.