Ichi: *pulls into drive-thru* What do you want?
Mithra: I--
Cara: *pops up in the backseat* I was thinking about a milkshake
*Ichi and Mithra scream*
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Blue Cheese: Master Attendant, I would play the violin for you anytime, but is this really necessary?
Cara: Yes. It'll be like you're practicing
Blue Cheese: Alright.....
*Tequila, Martini, and Fish and Chips all walk in holding hands*
Blue Cheese: *starts playing Canon in D*
Tequila: Oh hello Blue Cheese
Fish and Chips: He's just standing there... creatively. And then there's Opera Cake, standing menacingly
Martini: What song are you playing?
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Steak: *walks into the room covering his ears and over to Red Wine*
Bloody Mary: *walks in after him* Steak~!
Blue Cheese: *plays the opening of Zigeunerweisen, Op. 20*
Bloody Mary: Thank you for announcing my arrival
Red Wine: Now everyone knows to run away
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Akumu: You have to compliment Oyster five times
Beer: okay, that shouldn't be too hard
*later*
Beer: I wish I had your hair. It's so uniquely colored and beautiful
Oyster: Hey.... your hair isn't bad
Beer: I always feel safe when I'm around you
Oyster: Is someone trying to hurt you!?
Beer: No no, not that. It's just..... you can pack such a punch. How can I not feel safe?
Oyster: Well.... as long as you're safe....
Beer: You can always put a smile on my face
Oyster: ..... How?
Beer: You're so courageous and sassy~!
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Akumu: When Beer least expects it, you gotta give him a hug and a kiss
Oyster: I wish I could kill you and not get kicked out by Master Attendant
Akumu: Dude
*later*
Beer: *sitting on the couch with his eyes closed, relaxing*
Oyster: *climbs onto him*
Beer: Oyster? What are you doing?
Oyster: *kisses him*
Beer: !! *kisses back*
Oyster: *rests his head on his shoulder while he hugs him*
(Beer is like 2 inches taller than Oyster UwU buT ECLAIR IS SOMEHOW TALLER THAN OYSTER NO)
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Opera Cake, who hates everyone except sane Souffle and the Fantasy Opera Troupe: Stab the next person who enters this room
Souffle: What if it's Lady Fruit Tart?
Opera Cake: *sighs* Then stab someone else who walks in
Souffle: Okay.... but I don't wanna stab anyone
Mirror!Souffle: I do
Opera Cake: Are you ready?
Blue Cheese: Mhm!
*the door starts to open*
Blue Cheese & Opera Cake: *start to sing/play 'Queen of the Night' (in Mozart's Opera "The Magic Flute")*
Opera Cake: *hands knife to Souffle*
Baguette: *opens door fully to watch them practice* *stops when he sees the knife*
Souffle: *runs at him*
Opera Cake, quietly: Shit
Blue Cheese: *stops playing* Baguette run!
Baguette: No, I want to die *gets stabbed*
*meanwhile, somewhere else in the restaurant*
Sachertorte: *eyes snap open*
Sachertorte: SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY BAGUETTE
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Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.
