Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!

#92

Cara: Do you hear fighting?

Akumu: No. Unless you mean Red Wine and Bloody Mary in the other room.

Cara: No, it's not them.... maybe I'm hearing things...

*meanwhile, outside*

Cassata, chasing Black Forest Cake: GET THE HELL BACK HERE!!!

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Eclair: BROWNIE!

Brownie:

Brownie: Y e s?

Eclair: Wrap this entire thing of tape around my neck.

Brownie: I don't think that's very safe--

Eclair: That's a goddamn order!

Brownie:

*later*

Brownie: Are you happy now?

Eclair: *nods* now i will go die

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(I've decided that things like "seduce the next person who walks into the room" won't be considered NSFW, so you don't have to worry about that.)

Peking Duck: 5 minutes to seduce the next person who walks into the room? Alright.

Boston Lobster: *walks into the room* (Gotta get those bonuses--)

Peking Duck (I almost typed Boston Duck. I hope you're happy):

Peking Duck: *sticks leg up and pins him against the wall* Hey Boston~

Boston Lobster:

Boston Lobster: Peking....

Boston Lobster: Peking, the children.

Ducks: *terrified quacks*

Boston Lobster: THE FUCKING CHILDREN PEKING--

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Yellow Wine: Carry Sake? That's an easy task. Come here, Sake.

Sake: I am already standing next to you.

Yellow Wine: *picks Sake up* There's only one place I'm going.

Sake: Where would that be?

Yellow Wine: You know where.

Sake: Yellow Wine! Jiuniang is here! Cold Rice Shrimp is here!

Yellow Wine: What's wrong with going to the kitchen???

Sake: .....

Sake: *covers his face slowly*

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Cara: *drops can of wet cat food onto the table* Eat, my child.

Cheese: The hell is this??

Cara: Wet cat food.

Cheese: .....

*Sanma's and Bonito Rice's cats are sitting there*

Cheese: .......

Pizza: That's kinda.... morbid? I mean cats eat mice, and you're a mouse.

Cheese: *eats the whole thing, even the can*

Cara:

Akumu:

Puto:

Halo-halo:

Biko:

Pizza:

Cheese: *throws it all up instantly*

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Hamburger: I can do 40 push ups in less than a minute no problem, but Cola....

Cola: *looks at his noodle arms* Akumu why do you want me dead? What have I ever done to you to deserve this treatment?

Biko: You punched the wall.

Cola: Fair enough.

Cara: Timer start.... NOW!

*time skip to when the timer is up*

Hamburger: *stands up, without a sweat broken* Ha! Piece of cake!

Halo-halo: I counted 64 for him!

Hamburger: Cola--?

Cola: *collapsed on the ground*

Biko: He didn't even make it to 5.... I think he stopped breathing, too.

Hamburger: How.

Biko: How what?

Hamburger: How can you say that so casually?