Pizza: *refuses to talk to Spaghetti*
Cara: What happened this time?
Spaghetti: He refuses to talk to me because I said he was a crybaby for screaming when a scorpion was chasing him in Animal Crossing.
Cara: excuse me what--
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Cara: Your face always looks so blank, Opera Cake~Kun. Are there any signs to tell when you're feeling angry or such?
Opera Cake: When I'm happy, the bitchy aspect of my normal expression leaves. When I'm angry, my eyebrows furrow and my eyes narrow. When I'm sad, my eyelids drop a bit and I channel my inner bitch 10x more as a defensive measure.
Cara: Shouldn't you channel your inner bitch 10x when you're angry, not when you're sad?
Opera Cake: Question me about my emotions one more time. I dare you.
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Cara: Do you have any animal onesies?
(If this was confirmed or not in his backstory then I apologize, I have not read it and probably won't ever.)
Blue Cheese: No. I am far too old for onesies, especially animal ones.
Blue Cheese: Marshmallow, on the other hand, has a lot of onesies.
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Cara: What is the stupidest thing you remember about your partners?
Soufflé: Opera Cake once used a gluestick thinking it was chapstick.
Soufflé: Blue Cheese continuously walked into a glass wall.
Cara: Why do I see both of those happening?
Soufflé: Because they did.
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Cara: What do you do in your spare time and when you aren't in control?
Mirror: I watch him *looks at Soufflé* be an absolute idiot and worthless piece of waste.
Cara: ......
Soufflé: And?
Mirror: What?
Soufflé: That's not all you do.
Mirror: Hmp. Fine, as you wish. I plot ways to kill Blue Cheese and finally have Opera Cake to myself.
Soufflé: .....
Mirror: Are you.... crying?
Soufflé: Why would you want to kill Blue Cheese?
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(I actually did a little research for this one [aka looked at one website answer], so uh here we gooo)
Opera Cake: Why must everyone insist on me eating things?
Cara: Because.
Opera Cake: That doesn't answer my question.
Cara: Because.
Opera Cake: You know what? Just give me the chili peppers.
Skewer: *hands them over* Be careful, dear.
Opera Cake: *eats the chili peppers* ...... *he wants to die*
Crystal: *hands him the mints* :)
Opera Cake: *eats the mints too*
Bread: 3.... 2..... 1.....
Opera Cake: *starts screaming*
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YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.