Cara: ........
Lollipop: Master Attendant? Are you ok--?
Cara: NO. NO I AM NOT OKAY
Cara: I READ A THING TODAY
Cara: I-- AKUMU~CHAN
Cara: IT WAS ONLY A TEST HOW DARE SHE
Lollipop, backing up: Lollipop is gonna go find Marshmallow and Baguette now......
(So basically, for Akumu's owner, Cara is horrified to see the treatment she received just because she failed one math test. And, uh, part of her wants to use her Blade Chop knife to cut open her parents' throats. And this isn't an Out of Character thought process.)
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Boston Lobster: What are you doing?
Cara: Writing everyone's names down on slips of paper and then I'll pick some from a hat, like 3, and everyone gets to roast those people
Boston Lobster: Will Absinthe be in there?
Cara: No
Boston Lobster: Dammit
*later*
Cara: Alright, I picked three names from the hat and Rice~Chan was my witness
Rice: *nods* It's true, I was the witness
Cara: I will read them one by one. Everyone will have 3 minutes to roast the people who are listed
Baguette: Are you sure this is a good idea, Master Attendant? I--
Salty Tofu: Shut up
Cara: Baguette~Kun..... I'm sorry..... you were the first name picked out
(*staring at Baguette's card in FF* I can't wait for you to come home Baguette, then Marshmallow can have a friend because Turducken is literally impossible to get)
Baguette:
Sachertorte: Babeguette
Salty Tofu: Shut up Sachertorte, I've been waiting for this
Whiskey: Why do you hate Babeguette? (Btw when Whiskey does this it's just to piss people off, just wanted to make that clear)
Sachertorte: oh i know he did not just call him babeguette
Salty Tofu: This bitch, who looks like he's got an IQ of 5.5, took my damn vape away saying it was bad for me!
Sweet Tofu: But it is
Salty Tofu: *throws chair at him*
Cara: Guys, come on, there's 2 minutes left
Marshmallow: Sucka needs a damn book about the law and justice to keep his morals in check and his sanity, he can't just be a normal person like Sachertorte or even me. And can we just talk about the fact that he's like addicted to that book? Put it the fuck down ya toothpick, be alive for two damn seconds
Sachertorte: did she just swear?
Cara: Marshmallow~Chan--
Marshmallow: And that's not even the end of it! Sucka is all professional and stuff until you see his fashion choices-- shorts over pants! SHORTS. OVER. PANTS. This ain't preschool Baguette, get some advice from Sachertorte you're hiding in his room so damn much!
Cara: Marshmallow~Chan!!
Marshmallow: WHAT!?
Cara: The 3 minutes have been up....
Marshmallow: ......
Baguette: *sniff*
Marshmallow: I didn't mean it
Baguette: Yes you did you meant all of it! *runs out*
Marshmallow: Baguette!!
Parfait: Damn he took that to heart
Cara: U-Um.... next is Pizza~Kun
Everyone:
Cara: ......
Black Forest Cake: Sorry, I don't want bad things happening to me for the next year
Pizza: Ah yes your Pizza Privileges
Cara: Alright then, we'll skip that one
Cara: Gingerbread~Chan--
Gingerbread: *whips out her sword*
Cara: *shrieks*
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(I had to do the meme, I'm sorry. Some words may be wrong, but you get the picture)
Cara: I'M TIRED OF Y'ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE
Cara: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
Cara: *rummaging through the cabinets* WHERE ARE THE FUCKING POTS!? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING POTS!?
Cara: *banging two pots together* EVERYONE WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Cara: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
Peking Duck: DO NUT DISTURB THE CHILDREN
Cara: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
Baguette: *yeets the Code*
Cara: I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
My OCs: *middle finger*
Cara: *pushes Boston out of bed* WAKE UP
Boston Lobster: Ow! What's the problem?
Cara: Come on now *bangs pots together*
Boston Lobster: ....?
Cara: THIS AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE ATTENDANT GETS THE LOBSTER, THE GOD CHILD, AND HER FALLEN ANGEL COUNTERPART TO SING!
Cara: SO LET ME HEAR YA SAY IT--
Baguette, without the Code: *stabs Cara multiple times*
Sachertorte: BAGUETTE NO
YOU ARE READING
Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.
