Akumu: Why are you laying on the floor?
Cara: I'm trading my soul away so Stargazer~Chan will finally make the OC forms for her other Food Soul OCs
(Well they can wait)
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Hamburger: Break dance? Have you met me? I'm the break dancing master
Cola: I'm the one who is gonna break bones
Cara: Alright.... 30 seconds starts.... now!
Hamburger: *already break dancing*
Cola: Oh wait hold on dude! *tries to break dance but steps on his shoelace and falls on his back* OW
Cara: *now eating those spicy fire noodles* Mmmm this needs more spice
Skewer: *pokes head into room* I've been summoned
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Salty Tofu: *tied to the chair* As soon as this is over I'm breaking your hands for letting this happen!
Cara: Whatever you say, Salty Tofu~Kun
Baguette: *has a knife pressed to his throat* (I love moral roulette wheel Baguette)
Sweet Tofu: *has the eggs ready* *breaks one on Salty's head*
Salty Tofu: I hate you so much
Sweet Tofu: I hate myself too *breaks the second egg*
Salty Tofu: Why are you slapping them onto me
Sweet Tofu: *breaks the third egg*
Salty Tofu: *glares at him*
Sweet Tofu:
Salty Tofu:
Sweet Tofu: *breaks the whole carton on his head*
Salty Tofu: WHAT THE HELL DUDE
Cara: MY EGGS
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Cara: *runs in* I got the water!
Sweet Tofu: And Baguette is fighting with Salty... interesting
Cara: *puts straw in the water* Here, to make it easier *sets water down*
Sweet Tofu: *does a handstand and starts drinking the water*
Akumu: Can you do a handstand?
Cara: No, but I can do a cartwheel thanks to Pizza~Kun
Salty Tofu: *runs into the room and pushes Sweet Tofu over*
Sweet Tofu: *choking on water* WHAT THE HELL
Baguette: *zips through the room with a hatchet*
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Napoleon Cake: Challenge accepted
Akumu: Go get them
Cara: *watching a roulette wheel madness*
Napoleon Cake: Hey, Brownie was gushing about how much he loves you
B-52: *small smile* He was?
Napoleon Cake: Your jacket looks cooler today
Eclair: *grins* Thanks I washed it
Cara:
Akumu:
Napoleon Cake: You a queen
Vodka: *smiles* Damn right I am
Napoleon Cake: You two have bright futures
Vanilla: *grins* We know that
Strawberry: *small smile for the sake of the dare* Yeah
Napoleon Cake: Hey
Pastel de Nata: What?
Napoleon Cake: *kisses him* I love you
Pastel de Nata: *smiles and sighs* I love you too
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(I don't know how to write an opera, so I hope this works. I hope this satisfies your cravings)
Opera Cake: Alright.... I'm ready
Akumu: Who is it for?
Opera Cake: I met him in a nightmare in September
Opera Cake: I still remember that creepy smile he wore
Opera Cake: He was chewing on a hangnail but I loved him
Opera Cake: He asked me if I'd stay with him forever
Opera Cake: He said to me there was no other guy
Opera Cake: But who'd have thought he'd be used by the lady in blue
Opera Cake: You'd think he would at least say goodbye
Cara: Is that a song about Souffle~Kun?
Opera Cake: SH
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