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Cara: *making chocolate milk*

Sweet Tofu: *rises up from the floor on one side*

Salty Tofu: *rises up from the floor on the other side*

Cara: I know you two are behind me. We got another dare for you two *sticks rainbow straw in cup*

Salty Tofu: Try all you want, Attendant, but you will never look intimidating when you drink out of a unicorn print cup with a rainbow straw. It just doesn't work

Cara: You have to do another smack cam

Sweet Tofu: We were only able to recover so quickly because everyone was healing us

Cara: It's not just on Boston Lobster this time. It's on everyone in your group

Salty Tofu: This can go either way, really. Either we'll get the s

Cara: Shiitake mushrooms

Salty Tofu: Beat out of us by everyone, or we'll manage to pull it off untouched

Sweet Tofu: Boston isn't talking to us anymore after this

*First target- Spicy Gluten*

Spicy Gluten: *relaxing by the pool*

Salty Tofu: *slaps her face with tanning oil* Smack cam!

Spicy Gluten: How dare you-- IT GOT IN MY MOUTH YOU BRAT

Salty Tofu: *screams as her whip coils around his leg and he gets dragged away* SWEET TOFU

Sweet Tofu: *running away* NOPE

*Second target- Boston Lobster*

Boston Lobster: *eating beef tartare*

Cara: *drinking her chocolate milk*

Sweet Tofu: *creeping up behind Boston Lobster*

Boston Lobster: *whips around* I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I CAN TELL YOU THAT

*Third target- Green Curry*

Green Curry: *peacefully meditating*

Sweet Tofu: Prank on Boston failed, now let's see here.....

Sweet Tofu: *creeps up behind Green Curry*

Green Curry: *looks up*

Sweet Tofu: Smack cam! *smacks him in the face*

*Green Curry's mask falls off*

Green Curry:

Sweet Tofu:

Cara: run

*Fourth target- Salt 'n Pepper Shrimp*

Pipi: *staring up at the ceiling* The world is bleak and meaningless. The environment is being destroyed by a self-proclaimed master race for inventions that serve no genuine purpose, and has become reliant on said inventions that if they were dropped into an apocalyptic world they would be defenseless. Humans even harm their guardians

Salty Tofu: Damn you depressed

Pipi: What the--!?

Salty Tofu: Smack cam! *smacks him across the face* Ow, your mask hurt my hand

Pipi: *now laying on the floor*

Salty Tofu:

Pipi:

Salty Tofu: Do you plan on getting up?

Pipi: No

*Sweet Tofu is heard screaming and seen running from Gree Curry in the background*

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Pudding: Why did you call me here, Attendant?

Cara: You've been dared to take..... *looks at comment* Pudding shots

Pudding: .... Pudding shots?

Cara: Pudding shots

Pudding: Hm... well it just looks like pudding in a shot glass *downs like 5 of them*

Cara:

Pudding: ... I'm starting to think there's something else in these

Cara: I mean... I wouldn't know, Pudding~Kun. I didn't make them, Ume Ochazuke~Chan did

Pudding: *takes like 2 more* ... Okay, I'm done..... where's Omurice?

Cara: In his room, I think

Pudding: *throws Omurice's door open and proceeds to fling himself onto his bed*

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