Cara: *stuffing marshmallows into her mouth*
Baguette: *covers Marshmallow's eyes*
(All hell is breaking loose in my house guys)
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Opera Cake: I have no issue with the song, but why must I sing the female part!?
Cara: I.... don't have an answer for that one. I'm sorry
Opera Cake: *grumbles, but starts to sing the female part of Phantom of the Opera anyway*
Cara: *watches as Souffle gets alarmingly close to him*
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Eclair: I see you got your VR headset fixed
Cara: Actually I bought a new one. There was no fixing that one
Eclair: So what game will I be playing?
Cara: FNAF VR!
Eclair: Oh this will be easy!
*later*
Eclair: *turning around* Okay.... oh what the-- what the fuck is that!?
Eclair: Can we punch the things? I'm gonna punch it-- get over here!
Cara: *screams* Eclair~Kun no--!!!
Cara: *ducks right as Eclair punches the spot where her head was*
Pizza: Will you leave that poor girl alone?
(No)
Pizza: I hate you
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Opera Cake: You're bothering me more than usual, Master Attendant
Cara: Well the dares start coming and they don't stop coming--
Opera Cake: STOP
Cara:
Opera Cake: *sighs*
Souffle: *sets chair down*
Opera Cake: *starts singing Do You Hear The People Sing?*
Omurice: *starts clapping* YEAH!!!
Opera Cake:
Blue Cheese:
Cara: *slides away*
Souffle:
Omurice: .... What?
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Cara: Hey, Minestrone~Kun?
Minestrone: What. Do. You. Want!?
Cappuccino: *puts flower crown on Minestrone's head*
Minestrone: Thank you son
Cappuccino: *smile*
Cara: You.... you've been dared to ignore Mashed Potatoes~Kun for 24 hours....
Minestrone: *stands up from chair*
Cappuccino: P-Pops....?
Minestrone: I want you to listen closely to what I'm gonna say, and if you ever do this again, I will make sure that no one is there to save you. Not Pizza, not Boston Lobster, not even Olivia or Ichi
Minestrone: He is the one thing that gives me happiness in this world and if he gets hurt because of this, I will personally beat the shit out of you
Cappuccino: Pops!!
Cara: I-I understand......
*later*
Mashed Potatoes: Oh, Minestrone, I've been looking for you all day!
Minestrone: *walks away*
Mashed Potatoes: Minestrone!
Minestrone: .....
Mashed Potatoes: Don't ignore me
Minestrone: .....
Mashed Potatoes: *sighs and walks away*
Minestrone: *glares at Cara*
Cara: *rapid breathing as she clings to Pizza*
*later*
Mashed Potatoes: Minestrone?
Minestrone: .......
Mashed Potatoes: *sighs*
*later*
*Cara and Akumu are talking in the dining room when the doors are suddenly thrown open*
Minestrone: CARA! D! STUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minestrone: I FOUND MASHED POTATOES CRYING BECAUSE OF THIS!!!! I TOLD YOU I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!
Cara: *screams at the top of her lungs* I-I'LL MAKE YOU SOME BLACK FUNGUS CONGEE--!!!! *gets punched across the face*
*later*
Boston Lobster: *walks into the restaurant* CARA YOUR FACE!! WHO HURT YOU!?
(Minestrone actually scares me to death, and I put that fear into Cara. I just love hurting her, don't I, yet she's one of my favorite OCs I have)
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Akumu: Um..... Cara......
Cara: *laying on the ground in a crippled mess* I-I'm..... fine......
Opera Cake: Er.... what's the dare?
Akumu: You have to scream at the top of your lungs when Whiskey walks into the room.... I'll pay the bills if it damages your throat at all....
Opera Cake: *sighs* I won't put up a fight since Master Attendant is... well.....
Whiskey: *walks into the room* I sensed something was wrong, what's--?
Opera Cake: *screams at the top of his lungs, which is pretty loud*
Cara: *#43 flashbacks*
Whiskey: Insulted that I look better than you?
Pizza: *spits out soda*
Mashed Potatoes: *pauses in his yelling at Minestrone for a moment*
Opera Cake:
Souffle: Oh no he didn't!
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Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.