Cara: Brownie~Kun!
Brownie: What is it, Master Attendant?
Cara: Do you get high?
Brownie: ...... I beg your pardon?
Cara: In human society, brownies are one of the most common forms of edibles. So do you get high from time to time?
Turkey: Kinda like how Eggnog gets drunk from time to time, seemingly without reason
Brownie: Oh! Um..... *mumbles*
Cara: What was that?
Brownie: *mumbles*
Cara: Please speak up, Brownie~Kun
B-52: He said yes
Cara: Oh?
B-52: I've witnessed it before
Vodka: So have the rest of the Dessert Delight Squad
Napoleon Cake: I like high Brownie
Eclair: I wanted to know where his weed stash was. I was disappointed to find out he naturally has episodes of being high
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(Slight NSFW warning?)
Cara: Where's my favorite blondie?
Pizza: *pops up* Hello there
Cara: Ah, there you are, Pizza~Kun! We got a dare for you
Pizza: What is it?
Cara: You basically have to the No No Square Meme with Whiskey
Pizza: *cringes* Whiskey.....
(I'm gonna try to do this the best I can, and not make it cringy)
Pizza: *bending over slightly on the balcony to watch Cassata*
Whiskey: *comes up behind him and wraps his arms around his waist* How is my little experiment doing~?
Pizza: *stands up straight, takes a deep breath, sticks a leg up so that his foot is by his head*
Pizza: *spins around and kicks Whiskey across the face*
Pizza: No no don't touch me there, this is my No No Square!
Whiskey:
Whiskey: What the fuck?
Cassata: *climbing up to the balcony* Hey babe, what's wrong? Why is Whiskey here?
Whiskey: Keep your leg up, Pizza, I like this view
Pizza: You nasty pervert
Cassata: *pulls Pizza close* Mine
Whiskey: Why does he get to touch your hips and waist!?
Pizza: Because Cassata has something you don't
Whiskey: Which is?
Pizza: Pizza Privileges
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Food Fantasy Ask & Dare!!
HumorYeee boi it's time to put these Food Souls through absolute HELL.