Wrong Number / 2p America

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Character: Allen F. Jones / 2p America

*Excuse the poor ass grammar. I figured since it was "text messages" it didn't matter as much, I'll probably snap and go back and fix it all at some point but it was very intentional for it to be weird.

**Based on a writing prompt I found.
Writing a love story through a series of text messages
We also had to do something like this in our English class a few years ago, and I actually really like it aside from having to creative with actually drawing the stupid screen the writing was fun though.

***Mind that there is messages in between, I just didn't feel like writing out EVERY message, so I skipped a bit, but I got the important bits that would build a nice plot I think

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December 03 20XX
16:15

Unknown: Hey bby ❤️
Unknown: I had lots of fun last night. Wanna meet up at my place for round 2 ;)

You: Uhhhhh wrong number broski

Unknown: Isn't this (some random ass name)?

You: Nope.

Unknown: Well shit.

You: Sorry man :/

Unknown: Nyf dude.

You: Well uh goodbye ig

Unknown: Yep

December 14 20XX
02:47

Unknown: Hey, (random ass name) yout whorre ass stood me up.

You: Still not them dude

Unknown: I tjought youhad funn

You: I don't even know you
You: Do you even know what time it is??
You: It's almost 3 AM

Unknown: Whyy dont you admet you lik me alredy

You: You're drunk aren't you?

Unknown: Nooo
Unknown: I am sexy ;)

You: Omfg
You: Where are you?
You: I'm going to help you home.

Unknown: I new u wood com runing back 2 me.

You: Yea whatever man
You: Where are you?

Unknown: (insert address)

You: omw

December 14 20XX
19:53

Unknown: Hello??

You: Morning Princess.
You: Did you finally sober up?

Unknown: I'm sorry, poppet, this is Allen's brother.
Unknown: And no he isn't sober, still asleep :(

You: Oh. My bad.

Unknown: It's no problem, dear.
Unknown: If you don't mind me asking, what on Earth happened to him last night?

You: I honestly don't know.
You: He texted me drunk so I helped him home so he wouldn't get into trouble.

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