Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

*kicks down the door* NINJAGO AU

FUCK INSANE CUB I WANT MY CHILDHOOD BACK

also why is everyone in debt this season i swear to god last season it was only Joe and now its like everyone BUT Joe-

-please note i have not watched past like a tiny bit of season 6 and i haven't watched for a few years so im a bit out of touch hgfjkdslfjghdjls

-let's start off with the Arena bosses (pfft "bosses") plus Cleo because i need a fifth asdfghj

-going off what their "boss powers"/color themes were, Cleo's Lloyd, Stress' Cole, BDubs' Zane, Tango's Kai (my son), and Ren's Jay (my sON)

-okay no fuck that we're just going to pick from all the hermits based off personality and a bit of color

-Zed is Jay, fight me

-if i make BDubs Kai then i can make Nya Keralis but Keralis and Nya are nothing alike but the color schemes kinda are hhhhhhhhhh

-Grian and Lloyd kinda line up perfectly (well besides the color) but i sorta wanna drive away from Grian being the main character but at the same time they line up so goddamn perfectly and i refuse to make Doc Lloyd because then Doc would be a twink and-

-it's canon that Lloyd if 4 and a half blocks tall and if that's Ninjago trying to tell me that Lloyd is 4'6 im going to scream-

-who the fuck matches with Zane-

-WAIT CUB-

-kinda wanna make Biffa Cole because the personalities work really well-

-*kicks down the door* TFC IS SENSEI WU

-ah fuck it BB is Kai and Kerry is Nya

-Doc is Garmadon because uh snek

-WAIT WHAT IF WE MAKE PYTHON THE GREAT DEVOURER

-or we can make EX the Great Devourer and Xisuam Garmadon actually yeah that works a lot better (wait does this mean X is G's dad-)

-oh also i need more characters so you know as hell that we're using the Elemental Masters (not gonna list the names just their elements lol)

-Doc is Metal, mainly cuz ya know, eye

-Impulse is Speed, based off that stupid flash onesie

-Mumbo is Nature because holy hell have you seen Nature's outfit it's so feral

-Hypno can be Mind because his name???

-Python can be Light because he's gonehjgfkdlsklfjgndms-

-False is Smoke because False being able to smoke bomb is awesome

-WELS IS SOUND BECAUSE HOT DAMN HE CAN SING

-Iskall is Gravity because uh you can bounce on Iskallium???? (running out of ideas fuck-)

-Jevin is Form because slime

-Cleo is Poison because spooder

-xB is Shadow uh don't ask why

-Joe is Time because he is god

-Etho is Wind because im just going by color at this point

-Tango is Amber because orange and because Tango flirting with BDubs is great

-Beef is Chen, the villain dude with the purple bone hat

-Scar is Morro (that green ghost dude) cuz that's hot

-Stress is Koko because even tho i dont really know who she is everyone seems to love her

-i ran out of characters fuck-

xB is so young like damn he was literally 6 when Ren made his channel does that mean he was like 13-14 in his first video-