Vintagebeef Stories

Oropolis is the most technologically advanced kingdom in the world, always growing and changing. Artise is the most powerful kingdom in the world magic-wise. Despite both being allied and both being as strong as they are, the rulers are still paranoid of possible threats from those hungry for their skills. So to secure their safety, the three kings agree to unite under one crown. And to do so, they place the heirs of the respecting kingdoms into an arranged marriage. But because they were both so young at the time of the arrangement, it gave them enough time to work out any details, such as where they would live, how they'd combine the lands, and more. But the one detail they seemed to have skipped over was allowing the two to spend time together. Welcome to yet another Bdoc AU book! This one will be much more of a slow-burn than my hero au :)

Scar escaped them. He broke free from their curse in season six. But the freedom is short lived, as Scar's burden returns. He begins to lose control of himself, lost in power, and it's up to Bdubs to make a choice. Return Scar to normal, or continue to stay loyal to the mayor's side. The choice is harder than Bdubs realizes. Love is vexing, isn't it? - I only ship the Minesonas, and if either Scar or Bdubs claim to be uncomfortable with shipping, I will take this story down.

This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more to say, other than if you like fun chaos, nature, and all of the hermits in one book, this might be a nice read for ya! (No smut and No self-insert oc's) This is sorta a collab with my sibling, (you guys can call 'em StarFox or Cloudy) but both books are being posted on my account because they don't have one. It's the other Hermitcraft Camping Trip story on this account with Geminitay on the cover! Hope you enjoy!

"WELCOME, special children to our M.C.Y.T. School! Your families have 'accepted' our offer to take you to this private property and educate you in not only basic education, but in YOUR own performing elective element. So, we welcome this new (odd) generation into our halls. ⊱ ─── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ─── ⊰ Normal instrument practices underwent, casual rehearsals, and warm ups─but these children doing the practice, turns out, aren't so normal. With fire swirling around a Viola's scroll, and parents suddenly compelled to listen to their vocalist children's demands. Naturally, the only solution is to teach these teenagers how to handle their newfound abilities. But not all intentions are good. ⊱ ─── {.⋅ ♫ ⋅.} ─── ⊰ Started writing: September 4th, 2024 First published: October 28th, 2024 Finished writing: Finished publishing: Achievements: #1 in orchestra October 29th, 2024 #5 in zedaphplays December 7th, 2024

The government spilt everyone into Sections, numbering each and selecting a theme as they did. From Section 16- The rich of the rich- to 23- the poor and sick, or 12 for just inhuman being and so on... They covered ground. Sure, it wasn't perfect, but having each section looked over by government officials seemed to work perfectly fine. In the government's eyes. When Bdubs had to move from Section 4 (Mostly working class) to 23, he figured it would just be a change to work his way back up to a reasonable salary. Little did he know how impossible it was, once you ended up in 23. When a less then fortunate situation leads to him protecting someone he thought he hated, he starts learning more about the situation the Section Masters where really facing... (Unfinished, I'll add more if I get motivated lol. Feel free to leave a comment of how to make it better, because I am very new to all of this)

I don't know what I'm doing.

Season 9 hermitcraft (Plus Joel and Skizz) meets Jesse and gang. Any shipping is minesonas and I don't own any characters

Hi there! Thanks for checking out this book <3 This book contains oneshots, incorrect quotes, concepts, and general content for Hermitcraft Season 8. I update whenever inspiration hits!

it's litterly just a group chat between hermits. Some are PM's though there my be sensitive subjects in this book read at your own risk

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

"My name is Impulse, what's your name?" Brown eyes stared into bright red ones "Monsters don't have names here, the humans choose them" A smile grew on the boy's face. "Can I call you T[]n[][]?" The monster smiled. "I like that name." - Impulse believed in monsters when he was a kid; that belief didn't change when he grew up. - THIS FANFIC WILL HAVE TRIGGER WARNINGS SET IN THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTERS, SHIPPING WILL NOT BE TAGGED AS A TRIGGER

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do em lol (Note: I do not ship the real people. These are just their Minecraft personas)

Writing for Hermitcraft, or my original stuff. Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster, y'all. Most of this is Hermitcraft-related, but some of my original things are near the front.

A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Welcome to me spilling out my brain onto a computer. I have no idea what this is. I plan to do some oneshots and stuff. I don't have too much of a plan for this, I might forget about it in like a day. We'll see. Note: If you're like me and cannot stand poorly written content, I suggest skipping to "Emotions (Grumbo)", as everything before that is pretty awful.

this is a story about a guy named Andre moving to LA to start a new life.

doc whent missing two years ago, what happened? Hhhhh I'll do the cover later

Welcome to my new oneshot book for the new season! In here you'll find oneshots, small AUs, backstory, mini-series and more, all centred around season 7 of Hermitcraft. I don't write ships because I'm bad at that stuff, but I'll take any other requests! --- Cover is a Draw The Squad by me using a base from Mugges. Stories are mine, but may take inspiration from other members of the Hermittpad Community . Inspired by and using characters from Hermitcraft. Witty comments and lore inspiration from the ever-wonder Ausforyou, among others.

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think. Should they ban him again or forgive and forget? Welcome him back with open arms and cookies or hurt him before he hurts them? And what the heck happened to him while in The Void? Hi! I'm Mya... Um... So...yeah... I'm writing a Hermitcraft AU... Enjoy!!

Separated by the society united by their heartbeats. A place where only pure souls live. A place where 'love' is seen through 'gender'. A place where true love never wins. A place where Andria and Meghan's lives change. Will their love win or will it again be crushed by the thorns of the people who claim themselves to be true? Well the story remains untold.