Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

some random/mildly funny thoughts

bare with me but half of them are memes or corona based because it's like 11pm and i've been scrolling down r/memes ;-;

-not hermitcraft related but like, a batman AU where he just infects the entirety of gotham city with corona and someone like idk Bane tries to stop him and quarantine peole

-an AU where im given the opportunity to give all the hermits ballgowns and old timey suits and fancy shit

-that school AU with the hermits (not that shitty high school one, just the chill and goofy and friendly one) but the school closed down due to corona so it's just them fucking around on discord

-*distant yelling* pOKEMON AU

-i propose a challenge: describe either S6 or S7 entirely with songs (it can be multiple, just gotta describe all of it)

-coronavirus is just teaching us all that online schooling is a valid way of teaching and also fuck school, homework's a bitch and can go burn in hek

-remember when we thought 2020 was going to be a good year? maybe it's just god telling me "fuck you" since i turned 13 this year 

-paw patrol AU because uh, reasons (i dont even like dogs wtf am i doing)

-*crashes through the ceiling* ANY OF YA'LL REMEMBER NINJAGO?! HOW ABOUT LEGENDS OF CHIMA?! OR MAYBE BIONICLE?! HOW ABOUT SOME AUS FOR THOSE?!

-power rangers AU power rangers AU power rangers AU power rang

-uh uh uh, rainbow magic AU?? ya know that book series (really fucking long book series) with the fairies and Kirsty and Rachael???

-*screaming because my school is still trying to make me interview someone but now through email even though the fucking school is shut down because of corona*

-monster AU where everyone's a monster and doing monster things (like tea parties) actually wait it's just the Addams family-

-the phrase, "And what did he do? He screamed," keeps circling in my head and it's either Satan yelling at God to come back from vacation or the inner genderfluid boy in me wanting to arise from the grave

-my brain: *takes the time to draw 2 eight-hour drawings within one day*

also my brain: *refuses to draw the 3 shitpost-quality frames necessary for me to start doing youtube*

-w... wolf in sheep's clothing... jukebox night... but it's a ship??... of... Zed... x.... Ren???

-recently started playing Animal Crossing and all i can say is i love you Rosie

-all of paranoid America is just turning into that guy from the math problem

-Mumbo has literally gone full feral this season and i can absolutely accept this (gives me an opportunity for Mumbo angst-) motherfucker had me dying when he just dropped down in front of Grian while literally yelling "HERMIT CHALLENGE INITIATION"

-im very divided on my opinion of the vibes im getting from S7; currently im really liking everyone's slightly different personalities and lowkey feral-ness (lotta Scarian material from what i heard) but at the same time i feel like everyone's so distant from each other??? might just be because it's the beginning of the season tho idk

-my friend thought Grian's real name was Chuck and when i told her his name was Charles (aka the most british fucking name ever) she argued that Chuck is an abbreviation of Charles and now refuses to call him anything but Charles ;-;

-Keralis is so rich like fucking hell-

-if i see a single white or cyan block of concrete on anyone's base this season i am going to fucking loose it-

-Scar why tf are you selling drugs-

-actually wait Scar selling drugs gives me so many opportunities for high hermits ohmygosh and aphrodisiacs holy fuck someone get NVS over here-

-heard of a name swap AU where everyone literally just swaps names and it becomes the most confusing mess and like, that sounds fun 👀

-i thought of a concept (maybe i already shared this but i've forgotten lmao) where genderbent Mumbo, instead of a mustache, just has black lipstick on only her top lip to mimic a mustache?? idk i tried

-me: *looking at videos that involve anything sped up and the camera moves super fucking fast*
also me: *gets overwhelmed and has to look away before getting a panic attack* ;-;

cats or dogs? i say armadillo lizards because tHEY'RE LITERALLY REAL LIFE DRAGONS