Hermitcraft S7 Shenanigans

more notes on that highschool AU

everyone: wow i like how you made the nicest hermits the biggest fuckboys ever!

me who didn't realize i was fucking over the nicest hermits because i thought the nicest hermits were other people:

-is this entire AU based off of the songs from Heathers? yeah maybe-

-Joe's role in the school is based off what Veronica can do in Heathers (i think) where he can craft absence notes, sick notes, and hall passes for friends and friends only

-Doc, Cleo, Zloy, and Python are just plain ol' humans with tattoos and Cleo and Zloy have visible stitches

-False has biker goggles and definitely has a motorbike (i had to google the differences between a motorbike and motorcycle, motorbikes are apparently more lightweight so i chose it though i think they're the same thing in the UK??)

-i have a plot idea that im only vaguely going to reveal but all I can say is BDubs, Doc, Keralis, Beautiful (the full song including her joining) from Heathers

-maybe Scar's in a wheelchair here?? but like people still kinda respect him because of the whole business thing so he doesn't really get bullied (mainly because i dont wanna make any hermits stoop that low as to bully a disabled person)

-actually maybe Scar earned respect after doing a project with Doc about proving the existence of aliens and everyone was hella impressed that Doc actually liked him

-oh also Jevin isn't a slime, he's just a human with cyan fingerless gloves, a fluffy cyan scarf that almost goes over his mouth, and a cyan beanie with a pompom

-Etho and Beef are there but they go to another school but they do hang out with Doc all the time after school

-xB and Hypno are uh, there?? idk how to incorporate them since i don't watch them :T

-Python's a homeschooled kid who Jevin met online and Wels used to go to the school but transferred last year, however him and Jevin still keep in touch (i made Python a homeschooled kid since he prefers doing single player but Wels just used to go to the school since I think he does TekTopia??)

-i probably won't add ships in this AU (no, Ren and Iskall didn't date that was a rumor and no, Ren and Doc aren't dating) just because that's not what this AU really focuses on and i don't want to draw attention away from the main plot (sorry lads)

-oh shit I didn't introduce Xisuma-

-okay so Xisuma is the student principal and just makes sure people don't die or get physically hurt, the only reason he isn't bullied is because he can easily get people expelled

-what about EX you ask? >;)

-Tango wears red colored contacts to be edgy but his eyes are actually a grayish-blue (also he has many freckles because i need freckly Tango in my life)

-team ZIT are gossip girls and know all the tea and all the rumors/lowkey spread all the rumors (coughthiscouldbeusedinafutureplotactuallycough)

-Cleo tends to work in theatre and help design costumes and helps the actors practice their lines

-Etho isn't albino, he just dyed his hair white and put in one red contact to hide his blind eye

-Joe is like... that social outcast (as in he's the quiet kid but at the same time kinda not?? you know what im talking about)

-"Heather, Heather, Heather..."
"Veronica?!"
"Veronica, Veronica, Veronicaaaa!"

-Ren and False after school usually go out for a smoke, sometimes a drink, but they usually just steal it

-im now realizing that this is a really fucking weird school but whatever we're too deep in now-

-Grian is just every white jock in every stereotypical high school movie ever, so is Iskall honestly

-poor Mumbo, he's just bullied by literally everyone

-i'd like to make Stress bullied but i feel i might actually get beheaded by someone-

me: *wants to make a Heathers AU*

also me, after learning the really dark plot of Heathers: ... ok maybe i should just stick with a more Mean Girls style AU-