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tagged: tylerdurden, brendandurdenliked by tylerdurden, brendandurden, justdahlia and 1,065 othersaestheticallyalysia: happy 20th fucking birthday to these two goofs!! i love you two with everything in me and i couldn't thank you two enough for ev...

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tagged: tylerdurden, brendandurden
liked by tylerdurden, brendandurden, justdahlia and 1,065 others
aestheticallyalysia: happy 20th fucking birthday to these two goofs!! i love you two with everything in me and i couldn't thank you two enough for everything you've done for me. i hope your day is as good as you two are. thank you for you. i love you i love you i love you 🥺❤️
wish these two a happy birthday or you're canceled <3
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tylerdurden: i love you so much thank you ❤️
aestheticallyalysia: i love you more @tylerdurden
brendandurden: lotta love for you sissy ❤️ thank you 🥺
aestheticallyalysia: you're welcome bren bren 🥺❤️ @brendandurden
justdahlia: happy birthday b&t
hudson.roberts: happy birthday bros

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iMessages
billie

hejko

hi?

i'm intoximacared

ohhh
so you're drunk

would you arrest me rif i wass?

no
i wouldn't arrest you baby

u arw so polite

thank you
how much have you had to drink?

a baby and a half donzen of babies

i-
you're so gone
why are you drinking

itd the twins birfday
we celebrafing

you having fun?

yessssssssssir
huddy and dahlia are here too
an a lot of guys idkkkk
they r very icky

they are very icky
how about you go drink some water
for me

yes ma'am
i will get you some watrr

no not for me
for you

o
ok
i'll get ME some watet

okay baby

i got som

good job

i think i'm going to sleep
now

okay
sweet dreams cutie

:D

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