This book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowers who persist in the knowing of such things.
This is the plan Everyone to a man/woman Calibrate you're watches to the nearest second
Elf said, 'half past two' Troll said, 'quarter to five' Boris said, 'quarter past three' Barbie saiid, 'three minutes past six and twenty seconds, That's if you count my freckles'
Mission improbable They would be unstoppable The tower was one hundred and ninety feet high It would be dangerous but worth a try
'Is it really worth a try' Troll sighed 'There's some good things on the television It could wait until there's a commercial break' 'Oh, come on!' Said Barbie, 'for goodness sake'
'We need to deliver Mousette this broom She's held hostage in a tiny room In a tower so high it near touches the sky' Elf said, 'Come on', Troll said, 'Bye Bye'
Troll grinned - 'let's get to it' Gus replied, 'I've aeronautical plans I've made this flyer, if it gets off the ground It will be a miracle', They all thought this hysterical
Rob the Blob with goggles on his head Said, 'I'm ya pilot, where's Short Fred? He can be the navigator' Fred said, 'Have we got a defibrillator'
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Mabel shouted, 'I'll help too I've got lots of pink balloons Anna tie them to my waist And watch me fly through orphanage air space'
Rob the Blob with broom attached Launched in the flyer from the cabbage patch Soaring up to tremendous height A kind of wibbly wobbly flight 'We'll be up there, in a twice' Short Fred, knuckles blue, hung on for dear life'
That magnificent Blob in that flying machine Went up tiddly up up and down tiddly down down He enchanted the ladies and stole all the scenes Even braver than the motor bike rides by Steve McQueen
To make the great escape And release Mousette before it was too late
Meanwhile Mabel floated over the turret roof With her scissors cut a ballon loose And landed gently on the top Got a prick from the weather cock :/
'Knock knock' 'Who's there? 'Mabel' 'Mabel who?' Mabel who is not in the church tower cause she's sitting on your roof'
Mousette opened a skylight and let Mabel in 'Hello dear'.
Mabel said, 'Hello, you do voodoo?
'Who do voodoo? me do voodoo?'
'Yes you do voodoo?
'I do voodoo, you do voodoo too?
'Me? No, can't do voodoo
'We need Ouido d'Hoodoo'
'Why, she do voodoo?'
'Oh, she do voodoo, we do voodoo 'She cook vindaloo and do voodoo, you like vindaloo?
'No'
It was then with a whoosh and the cry of Short Fred 'Bombs away' That the broom came though skylight Landing at the back of room By the laundry basket'
'Yes, you've guessed it Peen Uttbutter wants me to do his laundry But I've cursed it Every time he says orphanage His wallet will receive a monetary shortage And his underpants will shrink one size That should bring water to his eyes'
With that Mousette jumped on her broom 'Up up and away from that stupid man' Peen Uttbutter will be doomed Now let's find Ouido Hoodoo, She do voodoo'
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Mabel said, 'yes I know that' Mousette flew off like a rabid bat
