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Who said anything about the sea?

We're going on a road trip to NYC,"

Barbie announced, her leg over one knee

"Nutty Yore City!" Suggested elf, unsure about himself.

Barbie confirmed. "Not your city either. We're going there to take a breather. Lady R needs to shop, and my brows need a tweezer."

Sykes sneered. "They drink Buck milk instead of tea. That shall not befit me."

Barbie snickered. "Nobody asked you, boys, to come. What I meant was a girl's only trip. 

Get the dudes, buy a fishing ship and y'all have a break to eat, drink, and kip.

We'll go on tour, do hair and pedicure and buy Some couture.

 'bout time we get our own time. And you boys are (almost) mature."

Governess Jane smirked. "Almost. I hope without us they don't get lost."

Mabel, Anna , and Viv hurried to pack.

Barbie reminded, "girls, don't forget the snacks. 

Take the rest of the candy and a Barbie kewed yak. 

Troll strolled. His question tolled. "Aaaarh we going to leave them unprotected?"

The rest of the boys looked dejected.

Even Fred who was usually unaffected

Silence was mixed with dismay….

Even the writer didn't know what to say….

Even the writer didn't know what to say…

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