This book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowers who persist in the knowing of such things.
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Scene 1 Enter Barbie without wimple Smiling so she shows her dimples
'Oh I'm fed up with being a nun I'd like to have a bit of fun With a widower and his seven kids'
She bites an apple and closes eye lids
Enter Bosun, dressed as goat, 'Bah'
'Cut', says Tick Tock, 'I need more passion from the goat'
Mabel, 'Some day my prince will come 'Till then, I'll have no one'
Elf enters screen right, 'Governess Jane, whip these kids into some kind of order That's it , remember your a prison warder'
Elf wanders over to Sleeping Barbie, Kisses her, she wakes... Barbie replies, Wow, getting a prince is a piece of cake '
Elf speaks in soliloquy, 'I'm in love' 'Governess you're fired, you can go away'
Jane sings, 'Climb every mountain Go for a cruise Sometimes there is romance Some you win Some you lose'
Short Fred as Wurzel, turns to Jane, 'So long, farewell, a weasel's vain, good night I'd like to stay, but my stockings are too tight,
Do do do do do, do do do, Do do do do do, do do'
Troll sings, aka pillow, 'Blue bells and chocolates Tea berries and green beans Horses and milk shakes Red sweaters and blue jeans Cockatiel sandwiches Served with marmite These are a few of my favourite things'
Sam sings, 'When a dog bites And your bum smites Then you bump your nose'
Sam and Troll together.... 'We simply remember our favourite things And then we don't feel soooo.......
Elf sings, 'Addled Mice, Addled Mice You look happy and groovy You look nice You've no head lice Why do you sound so squeaky'
Lee Galoot said, 'it's a wrap Hoisin chicken and sauerkraut Ollywood has never seen The likes of you on the silver screen'
Oddly rubs his hands with Glee Telephones Sarah N Dippity, 'Elf thinks they are making money But it's going in your bank Now ain't that funny'
