This book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowers who persist in the knowing of such things.
Mabel ran up to Fred and climbed up on his shoulders
"I saw a bug! Where were you! And I think I got mugged by those O men of Sarah's! I called and called!" Mabel covered his eyes and held tight.
"GET DOWN!" hollered Fred " You are sitting on my head…" least that's what he tried to say… but his voice was muffled… due to Mabel ride'n his head.
Mabel fell off Fred and landed on the soap box… "I want to go home! I need a good bed! My shovel got eaten by piranha And seems like you've been flirt'n with that weird Sarah! And… And…"
Fred jumped up on his box and grabbed up some of Mabel's locks… Before you could say "smack your sister" Fred had done gone and kissed her!!
"Mmnp. mmnph… mmmmmm!" Mabel yelled as she tried to escape…
For eleven seconds…
Then she kissed back.
For eleven seconds…
Breathless, the couple remained in a hug. Fred whispered "There's a cave here (he breathed in her hair) That's guarded by thugs and dragons. And cannibals….. And snares."
"Mmoh Mmoh, Mmphw", Mabel said into Fred's chest.
Fred stroked her back. "Come with me and, After we find the hidden treasure, I'll take you home To a life of leisure!
Together, while the others are fight'n off cannibals And wild animals And Sarah's weird little pals… We will escape with the famous Lapis - Palooza! Stone of the gods! "
" Can I get a new shovel? "
" Honey, * Fred said, As he stood on his box look'n down into her bovine eyes. "I'll give you more than a shovel…
I'll give you a map. "
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