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Elf's heart grew three times, that day.
The first time, he wanted to bonk Sarah N.
The second, he ramped down to two years in the pen.
But by three, he decided to be Sarah's friend.
So, he hauled an interventionist in by his ear
And ordered him to discover her fear.
"Zat ist easy" the interventionist said with a bow.
"Zee fraulein vas traded for zee cow!
Vat vee need ist zee time machine!
Und I, zee famous Vonderkin,
Know exzactickley var to get such a ting!"
"That's brilliant... thats the answer!"
Troll shouted with authority.
"What you say, Wonderkin,
(And I speak for the majority)
Makes perfect sense!
Let's get one without delay!"
But where do we go and how much do we pay?"
Suddenly, the gang erupted with angst most intense.
Barbie cried
They will want dollars...
"Dollars and cents..."
Boris, with his wrap in tatters,
Fretted over money matters...
"All we have is hung up in flars.
And they are as worthless
As a deaf man's ears!"
"Do not fret, my pets.
On da vunderful Vonderkin, zee can bet.
I vill get zee time machine
For free...
From zee powerful Lizard King!"
"But where do we find this Lizard King?"
Anna, asked for them all.
"I know. I know." Fred jumped up and down
"At the end of the yellow brick road!"
So they ran, Pell Mell, to the
Doors of the cave.
They all jumped as Mr. Mojo Risin
Stuck his head out...
"Why are you here?
What is your reason?
Have you brought the light for my fie-ya?
Cause, if you haven't, I'm gonna say 'bye, ya!'
(Fred was heard to mutter...
" I woulda bet cash money we were gonna, see a wizard...
Not a grumpy lizard....")
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Elf Chronicle 2019
FantasyThis book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowers who persist in the knowing of such things.
