This book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowers who persist in the knowing of such things.
Damp was the dawn Sodden shadows Dripped dewdrops As from war torn leaves they flopped.
Dense, quiet calm Shivered skins Battle songs retreated to memory
Kazoo carnage gathered sharp relief Against the milky light Hyperbole crawled away from the restless night.
Slowly rose survivors Silhouettes stumbling toward safety
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And poptarts.
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The stirring soundtrack fades As Jane stomps across the scene… "What in the Sam Hill was that about!!"
The lights were all wrong! They didn't get my profile! And Elf was back lit… A more boring thing you couldn't ask for! "
Anna was weeping as she scooped the last from a coffee can…
" Good Kazoos… Kazoos of the finest metal… gave up their tune. They lost their diaphragms! "
" Oh! The inhumanity of it! "
Troll wrung his hook and cried… " Why can't we all just get along? I bet we could if we tried!"
"Hogwash!" Jane scoffed "Hogwash and scrummy snail water!
We've made two good movies, It's time to move on! Time to wander 'mongst the heather Scamper cross a beach! Check out the color of weather… Rhumba beyond our reach!"
Mabel stopped in the middle of her brown sugar poptart… " Mmmmph… ohoh m mm msm mmfy mifma"
"Beg your pardon… say again please!" the gang all hollered in unison… like a bunch of deaf fleas.
"I was just say'n", Mabel swallowed with a big gulp.
"I was just think'n… we should ask Elf."
Yes, Yes!... a chorus of Yesses
Let's not rely on treacle and guesses.
Real sugar in our coffee…
And the real Elf must be heard!
Then all who assembled Ran around and freaked out…
Where is Elf? Where has he gone? And where are Oddly, Baron, and Saran Wrap a Dippity?
"You mean Sara N. Dippity... Fred corrected the crowd.
" No! " spoke up Vivica, she's really a Wrap a Dippity... of the Dippities from St. Cloud! The fox checked her secret double-agent tablet.... " She's from St. Cloud and has a bad habit... She plays aztec rap on her phone all day!
Her father, King Cling, Kicked her out of the house and vowed tough love till her addiction was foiled!
So now, she has become so tightly rolled... That with complete transparency She steals what she needs... To pay for her twisted dependency!
I don't know why you are all surprised" Fox sneered... than whispered aside...
"Guess I'm the only one who read this week's wise-quack paper!"
Boris grabbed up the paper and started to read... his eye holes got bigger... his wraps set to quiver... "Look!. look at her picture! The got a shot from behind...
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"I knew that hussy was an upstart!" Maybe snorted as she finished off her poptart.
