Elf Chronicle 2019

July 9 190/175

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Elf, Barbie, Troll, and Sykes

Looked up at this new face

All they could see up there

Was specs and a cell phone case

"Hello dear ones, I'm Most

I come in peace upon request

Of the writer who seems lost

Let's talk this out together

We'll solve it, at all costs"

SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE

TO PUT UP WITH THIS LIFE WE LIVE?

Oh, I have nothing, except appreciation

Respect, love, a bit of negotiation 

Please spare my good writing friends

Who burn their candles at both ends

Also I have plenty of candy and stuff

And a fresh dozen of cream puffs 

Barbie jumped on the mention of candy

"Dandy! I think sugar will come in handy!"

Lady R raised a graceful hand in the air

"I'll need a supply of chocolate eclairs"

Sykes nodded , eyes full of glee

"I agree. That'll work well with tea."

Troll's eye popped before he hopped "Arrr!

I'll settle for a giant cookie jar"

Everyone enthused asking for sugar treats

Who would've thought they only craved sweets?

Elf was quiet. Didn't say a peep

But now he decided to take his leap

"I've never thought you'd solve this puzzle

Calming a sugar deprived mob can be a fizzle

As for me, I ain't want no dessert

I need a hot shower to wash off six months of dirt! 

"Consider it done!" Grinned the mediator.

"And as my wise friend says: later, gator."