Hey it's Hallowe'en! Special Chapter? I think so. :]
And remember, please, these are personal opinions. :]
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Let's talk about overrated costumes. Especially this year, it's been... "interesting".
By interesting, I mean un totale overrated.
Like, let's go and see. The most overrated costume this year? Let me think... nope, I already know. No need for thinking.
But, to make this SHPOOKY and INTERESTING, let's go down from 10 to 1, 1 being the most overrated.
#10. Ghost
Count I've Seen Today: 1 (luckily)
Why: Admit it, being a ghost for Hallowe'en is classic. It's vintage. It's cheap. You can find it in your local Wal-Mart. Easy peezy, squeezy lemon.
Why it sucks: It looks like you're homeless and artistically inclined. Not chique at all.
Who wears it: Either adults of both gender ages 20-27 or teenage boys aged 17.
#9. Spiderman/Woman
How Many I've Seen Today: 3
Why: It's totally hipster and nerdy! Perfect for Tumblr, am I right?
Why it sucks: It's meant for four year old children, not thirteen year olds. It looks stupid and uncreative.
Who wears it: 4-year-olds or 13-year-old girls.
#8. Superman
How Many I've Seen Today: 3? 4? 34?
Why: Totally hipster and perfect for Tumblr? A classic?
Why it sucks: He's the worst superhero. His weakness is a rock. He deserves his own chapter, really. He's way too old, like 40. You want to dress like a 40 year old journalist? No. No, you don't. Go make a nice costume. Uncreative and shaking my head.
Who wears it: PRACTICALLY EVERYONE AND IT'S SO ANNOYING.
#7. Shopping list
How Many I've Seen Today: 1.
Why: It's funny and we all know it from the 2 guys on Tumblr...
Why it sucks: It's uncreative and we've already seen it on Tumblr, so it's not funny anymore.
Who wears it: Single, lonely adults.
#6. Vampire
How Many I've Seen Today: 2.
Why: Classssiiiicccc and SHPOOOOOKYYYY. {was this chapter made by Hannah Hart?}
Why it sucks: TOTALLY UN-CREATIVE AND GENUINE.
Who wears it: EVERYONE
#5. Anyone From Adventure Time
How Many I've Seen Today: 4. {including Tyler Oakley, oc}
Why: The show, although I personally don't like it, is OK. It talks about real life situations and it's mixed in with humour and action, and the main character has a cool hat, and the other one's a dog, and there's princesses that aren't normal... It's a different show.
Why it sucks: Too many, too many, too many, TOO MANY! to quote Sherlock. It does get a bit bland and... overrated.
Who wears it: 100,000,000,000 people {not an accurate number, chill}
#4. Netflix
How many I've Seen Today: 2.
Why: it's supposed to be funny and scream "I'M ALONE AND SINGLE AND LOVE NETFLIX"
Why it sucks: Too many. It's not funny anymore. And it's not even shpooky!
Who wears it: 20-year-olds, tbh
#3. Cleopatra
How Many I've Seen: 2.
Why: Fresh hot independent Egyptian queen hollllaaaa
Why it sucks: Too many, again. Gets old. Same old, same old.
Who wears it: Me, last year. And many moreeeeeee.
#2. Bumblebee/ Any Type of Annoying Bug
How Many I've Seen: 3.
Why: It's "cute" and "hipster"
Why it sucks: IT IS MEANT FOR 1 YEAR OLDS NOT 13 YEAR OLDS
Who wears it: My friend, her other {whore} friend, and many moreeeeeeee.
#1. CAT {which isn't really a costume}
How many: 5 billion {accurate tbh}
Why: to look "sexy" and/or "cute"
Why it absolutely sucks: OVERRATED, plus, it's not a costume when you put on liquid eyeliner and buy cat ears and paint on a nose, and go in your normal clothes. Cat costume? Did you mean: White female?
Who wears it: EVERY WHITE GIRL EVER
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Question: What were you for Hallowe'en?
I was a doll ! It was actually a really cool homemade costume, with a dress I bought from Bealls. I put my little dolly makeup on... but there's more! {oh look i'm stromae again} It's a representation of how society thinks women need to look like/be. It looks super cool.
Have a shpoooooooky night! {get out of here, hannah hart}
happy hallowe'en! :]
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