Omg stahp flattering me
Actually keep giving me compliments. I quite like them.
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~When the "Ask Me *insertfamouspersonhere*" gets REALLY ooc and it's annoying! (suggested by xXxWriterAtWorkxXx)
~When authors make "Ask my character!" Like, really? It's a book, I really don't like when you make your OWN characters (not that popular of a book) and MAKE me ask them. NO! NEVER!
~The girls never get their MONTHLY GIFT except when they're pregnant. They don't even buy the things.
~They never actually go to the store.
~"Hey sorry I cheated on you," he said, holding roses in the rain.
"K." I accept.
~Why don't they get the symptoms of a pregnant woman?
~NO BIRTH COMPLICATIONS. EVER.
~When 1D goes to school... erm, half of them are like, 20. And most big celebrities go to home school/ hire a teacher.
~"OMG A SPOON TAKE IT AWAY!"
~"I WANT A CARROT."
~Why is 1D living in U.S.A anyways?
~Don't they ever need their alone time?
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Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book
HumorA rant book by moi. {Have fun reading and don't get offended.} [off topic is love, off topic is life]
