In any Benedict Cumberbatch Fanfiction, the girl is always an author.
Authors, authors, authors. I get if you are an author, but how 'bout a different proffesion?
(RowanLaufeyson1 suggested some of these- thank you!)
Twilight 1D~
No. Just wtf. No.
Dark *insert 1D boy*
Like, crap, he has a plastic pigeon/spoon/potatoe/tattoos/brightfuckinggreen orbs, guyss. We're all screwed.
"Demon Harry Styles"
But what about his green orbs, guys? What will we do?!
Harry walks in on the middle of his girlfriend, Amy's, heavy makeout session with one of the other guys.
I'm played by Nina Dobre, but I get bullied for being ugly and fat.
Amy's in alley, about to get r*ped, but rather than screaming, clawing, or fighting back in any way, she decides it's a good time to describe her clothes and makeup. Cause yeah. The converse and thick winged eyeliner will help save you. (or maybe 1D will end up strolling by randomly at 2am?)
Everyone goes to Paul, 1D's BODYGUARD, for relationship advice. I didn't know he was a part-time relationship counselor.
The boys find her at 3 in the morning in the alleyway. Laying there, shivering? Lucky for you, Zayn Malik just so happens to be walking alone at three in the morning, and his route somehow brings him to where you almost got r*ped. Sitting in the road, contemplating life after running away from your abusive father? never fear, Nialler is here!
When you go out in public, they have 0 bodyguards. (what happened to Paul?)
Ok, if you fancy being mauled to death by a bunch of fangirls.
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Thank you alot for the suggestions! Keep them coming!
xx Madeline
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