Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book

25 (three in one) (important authors note at the end)

IM WRITING THIS IN lowercase FOR EMPHASIS SO YEAH

I literally saw a book

alllllllllllll in lowercase k

and the in the description

it said it was on purpose

like no

didja ever see a book irl

with freaking lowercase

no u twat

that's because there's this thing called

GRAMMAR

and u should use it

alot.

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Another thing that bugs me is when Sherlock becomes the best boyfriend in the world.

He is supposedly an asexual sociopath.

Gosh, do you even watch anything or even go on tumblr?

He he I love tumblr.

Anyways why?

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How and why dont the characters ever own any pets?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE JOYS OF HAVING A PUPPY LIKE

THEY'RE SUPER FLUFFY AND CUTE

AWW

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So sorry this was short and stuff but today wasn't even an update day

so

consider yourself lucky

ALSO

I am gonna start another rant book!

But ill still keep this one going on ;)

its just that its about like in real life more than fan fiction

Uhm it'll probably be up on Friday or something

maybe earlier

this book isn't over. I think im going until 30-50 because I dont have alot of inspiration and stuff.

I think it will go up to 45. What do you think?

I love all of you for reading this!!!!! Nice comments and votes :) thank you!!!

xx Madeline :)

be safe

and home by 8 young lady

jk but dont wake me up when you come home or ill abandon you