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@shazza_locked 

follow me, everyone!

So this rant is about Twitter. I honestly don't have that much of a problem with this social media website, but I have a problem with the people of it. Like, they're almost as bad as Facebook. No. Don't. Really, it's better if you not.

Let me begin with celebrities. (I am looking at you, Stromae!)

Most of them are fine, but I don't send you that tweet just cause I like your face. I want a reply, damn it. A reply.

So, when I say, "I just realised this, but you look alot like my next boyfriend," I expect you to answer, "YES I WILL DATE YOU HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOU"

Well, not exactly.

But you understand.

And let's not begin with Paris Hilton.

Or Perez Hilton.

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