Look, two chapters in one day. I think I deserve you looking at my new book. It's called Alike. It's a Sherlock Fanfiction. Please please please???? I will forever love you! I'll dedicate a chapter to you, anything! And remember I take book offers, too! Don't be shy to ask me to check out you book! :)
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1) My name is not Maddy, and it's not Izabela.
2) I am 13, but I act much older and use alot of profanity.
3) I spell 'a lot' like alot because it's better.
4) I don't actually swear in real life.
5) I don't actually live in Belgium.
6) I have an unhealthy obsession with Benedict Cumberbatch.
7) I have a twitter, but I've got NO IDEA how it works.
8) <--- Cool smiley face
9) I actually grew up in a big city and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I HATE AMERICA.
10) I speak Romanian, English, and a bit of French.
11) English is my 2nd language.
12) I am very smart.
13) I hate Taylor Swift. I don't know why. I'm sorry.
14) is my 2nd favourite number
15) I'm constantly worried about my Wattpad. I really hope my parents don't find it.
17) I have 2 cats and a dog. I also had 2 hamsters, but they're in Romania.
18) I have been to Romania, France (in an airport, but still), Germany, Holland (Netherlands), Italy (twice), and Bulgaria. So, most of Europe.
19) I am European, though I have a dual citizenship.
20) I only like songs, not singers, except one exception which is the fabulous Stromae.
21) is my favourite number.
22) I secretly wish I knew all of you in real life.
23) You'd be disappointed if you saw me In Real Life.
24) I'm not a nerd, even though I like Doctor Who and have the highest grades.
25) I will respond to all your messages, comments, and anything else if I get to it. Unlike some people on Twitter... (I'm looking at you, Mark Gatiss!)
26) I absolutely HATE science, except biology.
27) I am an atheist.
28) I cry at every little thing. I practically drowned when I watched the Reichenback fall.
29) Sherlock is a girl's name. All of you.
30) I hate everybody at my school except some friends- even the teachers.
31) One time, my friends said, "I could see you being a comedian," and I think this is what's inspiring me right now. #SoMuchHope
32) If I see a hashtag, I will shove a stick down your throat and set you on fire.
33) I go to therapy. I'm a sociopath, apparently. *wiggles eyebrows*
34) I make dad jokes and bad puns 25/8.
35) I am hungry 283783247% of the time.
36) I most definitely hate maths.
37) I cannot spell the word definitely on the first try.
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Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book
HumorA rant book by moi. {Have fun reading and don't get offended.} [off topic is love, off topic is life]
