Uhm2

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Mai: Here's another chapter I have no explanation for. Decided to write this because I recently have relapsed and did some things I shouldn't soooo what better way to make myself feel better!

Your POV

I was sitting in class as Mineta licked my shoes, y'know a normal Monday morning. The short male at my feet suddenly started spasming and then poof.

Purple smoke shot around the entire classroom and I felt warm hands grab my ass. Turning my head lightly I could barely make out Bakugou's face.

"Didn't want them buns getting damaged!" Bakugou growled before releasing me. He then looked around. "FUCK GRAVITY!!!" Bakugou screamed before completely defying gravity itself. Uraraka saw this and she quickly made herself float. Aizawa quickly tied strings around the floaty hoes ankles before happily skipping off.

"We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!"  Aizawa sang skipping out of the room with both Uraraka and Bakugou floating behind.

Looking to where Mineta was I no longer see the tiny bitch boi I had known very well. In front of me now stood a sexy purple haired male with snake bite piercings wearing only black skinny jeans. He had a very slender but built body.

"Mineta dat u?" I asked with my brows furrowed.

"Fuck my true form has been revealed to thy main love interest!" Mineta screamed running a hand down his now killer face.

"Damn look at those fucking hands!!!" I salivate grabbed Mineta's hand. Fuck I simp for his current hands.

" Tibbies!!!" Mineta then yelled shoving his face into my boobs/moobs/pecks. I chilled until Tokoyami discreetly approached me.

Tokoyami then slowly opened his jumper and spoke " Want some baby souls? Gonna cost you an elbow though.".

I look at the male burrowing his face into my shirt then back at Tokoyami.

"Baby souls. . . very tempting but I'ma pass. My elbows gotta be here otherwise Smexy hands here won't stay. He likes my elbows. Don't you?" I smiled strangely at the male in my arms.

"I like your elbows!" Mina shouts across the classroom.

"Yeah had a wet dream bout dem elbows!" Sero smirks then does the e-boy type of ahaha. Then Sero snaps his finger and quickly does finger guns after.

"I thought u were gonna reserve your elbows for me. . ." Broccoli bae started tearing up. I quickly push Mineta off earning a grunt from him. I then pick Tokoyami and yeeted him out the window "Fly birdy fly!" I yell to him before rushing to Deku to hug him.

Upon embracing Deku I say " Shhhh it's okay. I'm sorry but have you seen his hands." Izuku takes as second and looks at Mineta's hands.

"Daaaaaaaammmmmnnnnn." I heard both Izuku and Denki chime as I soon realized Deku and Denki were in a get along shirt.

"Yo what's with the shirt?" I ask genuinely curious.

"We had agressive cuddles and Mic mistaked it for fighting." Denki grinned ear to ear before crouching down bringing Izuku with him.

"It's the final braincell!" Momo shouts and in unison we all crouch down like Deku and Denki before bobbing up and down.

"Do the harlem shake." Iida says in slow mo and we all start dancing randomly with no music in the background.

All Might walked in "Ah shit here we go again. . ." All Might then began to clap his ass cheeks with maximum strength it kinda sounded like fireworks going off.

I turned to the window to see a shakey hand slowly lifting someone into the room.

"Tokoyami!" I screeched before kicking him in the face sending him back out the window "FLY THEN WE CAN TALK"

I looked over to Todoroki. "Hey icycunt so if Dabi can y'know light his lovely part on fire can you?" I ask. Todoroki nodded.

"I can also form ice on it." He muttered quietly as he continued to dance on a pole Momo made.

"Ah well bye bye!" I grin climbing into the window sill.

"Bye!" They all shout in unison as All Might continued to clap dem cheeks. I then fell backwards out the window.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OH" I was squealing in delight until arms wrapped around me and wings sounded in the air. . .

To be continued in Uhm3. . .

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