In honour of me publishing a Vol chapter a few days ago and a SX chapter in a few days
Fern: I'm wearing my idiot shirt tonight.
If you aren't careful I WILL change my name
Carnation: She's rather sophisticated for a biker chick!
Thorn: I am but a skinny rat that runs up to you, screeching and waving its arms. You don't really know what to do, but you'd rather not be there.
[how aren't you drowning?] oh I am! I just deal with it like the pain of life!
Sage: I stutter a lot and I'm scared of freaking everything.
Basil: Put cajun in your orange juice CAJUN IN YOUR ORANGE JUICE!!
I have never cried in my life.
Oak: Babies are right. We should cry at everything, we just learn to control it.
Cypress: I say si!
[thats yes in spanish]
No it's the first letter of my name
Amalgam: Of course you can say no if you want! But I advise you not to because bad things will happen!
Tsunami: I'm a total glutton for water. Once I start oh boy there's no stopping me
Elm: Being rich is great!! I don't care about my wife Roberta!
Cliff: [I will freaking-]
Watch your language.
Starflower: [On the phone] Oh we're having dinner, just talking about the time Mark flew out the car door
Amabilis: OooHhhHhh I just ruined my haaiiirrrRrRr
*bad electric guitar noises*
Stellaluna:
her mom was like 'no'
That was physically and emotionally exhausting, now I must dab.
Crystal: It'll be a cowboy hat, flapping money, deodorant, sticky string, detective, bread, whale, sponge, yarn, dog food, poopy sac, vsco kinda party and you're all invited!!!
Do you want to hear the soothing sounds of a whispering didgeridoo?
Peggy: you've had two coffees already?!? You're like my mom!
Dr Suess' mom would sing him to sleep with pie songs! 3.14159-
Midori: I love sunscreen but not sunlight.
[are you lonely?] yes. No use denying it. I am very lonely.
Magenta: ITS NOT FUNNY ITS A SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE
Kagami/Eight: What color are your umm..."pants"?
[narrator voice:] The clock goes off. Mom!! Mom!! Mommy, there's a bomb in my room!
Mordecai: *foreshadowing voice* wow! Nothing bad will happen to me now that I've got a bingo!
November/Four: It all started when you beat me at bingo you little barnacle, so I decided to destroy your life
Victory/ten: my heart is just so pure [uh no it isn't]
Korudo: for example my dream is to have seventeen kids
Hitomi: I've got my funeral all planned out, right down to the music [oh my gosh me too, what are your songs?!]
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Starry Nights: Random Book
NezařaditelnéLooking to get to know me better? Looking to enjoy my weird(?) sense of humour? Art? OCs? Devotionals? Tags? Dreams? There's a lot of weird stuff from all over the place in here. Enjoy! Well! In that case you're in the right place! Cover by @ontheu...
