From @FjcCunanan - Classic, make 100 puns to distract Raspberry the mean!
(Note: this will be slightly based on a YouTube video I've watched.)
Classic smirked as he read the comment, "Challenge accepted..."
Pun 1:
"Hey Raspberry."
"OH GREAT... WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"I wanted to ask you something."
"WHAT?"
"Did you know I wanted to have a brain transplant today?"
"UH... NO...?"
"Yeah, I changed my mind."
"...... CLASSIC..."
"Yeah?"
"GET THE F*** OUT OF MY SIGHT..."
"Okay."
Pun 20:
"Hey, Raspberry?"
"WHAT?"
"Don't you want to know the weather before you head out?"
"WELL... OKAY...?"
"Yeah, it's kind of muggy, so be sure to dress correctly for the weather."
"OH, I WILL DO THAT..."
*Not so later*
"CLASSIC?!"
"What?"
"WHY ARE THE MUGS OUT HERE?!"
"I said it was muggy today, didn't I?"
"ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!"
Pun 75:
"Raspberry, want to hear a joke?"
"OH NO. I HAVE ONE FOR YOU. WANT TO HEAR A JOKE CLASSIC?"
"Uh... sure...?"
"NYO..."
"Oh... I'm proud of you, Raspberry!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF TORIEL!!"
Pun 100:
"Its been a long day, huh?"
"YES..."
"So, I have one more thing to ask you..."
"OH GOD WHAT?"
"What's a skeletons favourite instru-"
"TRUMBONE OR XYLOBONE!"
"No. Saxobone."
The next scenes are too violent for me to mention.
(This was based off of the YouTube video at the top. Please don't hate me, creators of that video.)
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