My Life

Lmao

Y'all I just had the best four minutes ever

So my friend John is getting his yearbook signed by our orchestra teacher after lessons and we were just talking about random shit

We got to how he did stupid shot in AP Bio and then we got to his pig dissection

And we talked about how as soon as he got his pig he made it dance

By grabbing its legs and moving them around

And we also talked about how he was the only person to want to get to the brain

And after the bell rang I heard on my way out something about the skull so I ran back inside and blurted

'Is he talking about the time he yanked the entire spine out of the pig?'

The answer was yes

Ok story behind that he was only supposed to take out one vertebrae but he ripped out the whole spine in one piece so there's that

Also we were talking about how I arrived to the Barnes and Noble festival two and a half hours early which was cool

It's still a running joke

Ok that was last week but today is today and it's 12:45 am and I'm just thinking

Like

People my age are actually sexually attracted to people????

????

How????

Also a few weeks ago I was playing a song by the Andrew Sisters and at one point they say 'smack it, wack it'

The song is called 'Gimmie Some Skin My Friend'

my dad was like: wow that's suggestive

And me, an asexual was thinking about how I thought the dog was about high fives

:/

Honestly being ace is so weird because like on one hand any partner I have will know I love them for their personality and not because I think they're sexy

But on the other hand I don't catch onto suggestive things and am caught so off guard by it

So yea

Aha that was two nights ago but today is today I swear

I just got out of my global regents and holy fuck that shit was easy

For those of you who aren't in New York

The regents is a big dumb test I wish I could burn

It's like a final but three hours long and very stressful

But you can leave after two hours don't worry

Speaking of which I finished at the two hours mark

I probably could've been done sooner but I saw a piece of tape on my table and was very entertained

So ha suck it

No really that piece of tape was so fucking distracting and I don't know how I manage to do it over and over again but yup

Also I have my algebra regents tomorrow so yeehaw 24 multiple choice 11 short answer because that's what they do every fucking year

Also I suck at math so there's that too

Also what the fuck is happening at Dunkin

Did someone get murdered cause there's three cop cars

But hey, I've got good ass music

YMCA!!!

Haha now there's four cop cars what the fuck

We love being called young man in music

ALSO

On the topic of being called young man I have this one friend who's like super supportive and whenever I see him he's like

'Hey man!'

Or something like that and aww it makes me feel so good

I love my friends

Anyways thanks for coming to my three part ted talk