My Life

Alrighty shit lets get together now eh?

Ok so it's been three days and honestly it feels like a week since I updated jeez

Ok so I got this weirdass game that allows me to become whoever I want based off the information I was given. So in my most recent game I tried to stop someone, so they assaulted me, and I did this...

Whoops I assaulted him and he end up dead

Go me j lived a sad life if assaulting people because I was a salty old man

Also most of the people I play as are guys and are gay because why the fuck not I ain't need no stinking wife I'll just adopt all my fucking children because that's better then letting them rot in some old orphanage and let them become the next Voldemort

Ok so this lil' bitch wanted to divorce me once every year for stupid reasons like this

Like honestly what the fuck Victoria if my guys likes ketchup on steak you better let me put some of that shit there

Also whenever I divorce other people or they divorce me, I always end up paying them

One time I had to pay over a million dollars because the guy thought my breath was stinky

So enough about that shit lets get down to business

It's almost Christmas (three weeks suckahs)

And I have no idea what to buy my fucking brother because he doesn't want anything in particular

I guess I know how my relatives feel when buying for me

I'm so hard to please sometimes

Plus I get pissed off easily and usually if pissed off enough I throw whatever was in my hand

Once it was a CD case and it broke.

My sister tried to fix it but I picked the tape off and threw it away

Yea

I overheard someone talking about their 'OCD' which I think is false because if you've got OCD I know you're very particular about everything

Not just one thing

Which is why I'm only partly OCD

OCD in case you didn't know is like extreme anxiety over something in particular

Although you've got reasons for everything being a certain way.

Not just

'Oh I don't like mud on my floors.'

More like having a reason behind it and it affects you everyday

Like for me I can't really sit in close proximity to my siblings

I don't know why but people think I'm just pissed off at them but no they're just invading my five mile radius space bubble

There's a couple other things but I forget...

Oh!!

Also I wear multiple layers in bed but that's because when I was little I thought it'd protect me from gunshots or shit

Like I thought the bullet would just slow down enough that it wouldn't hurt me

So like in the summer I've got twelve layers on and dying but happy since I'm safe

Also I'm always cold and I don't know why the fuck that is so

*shrugs*

Also I think people today are over exaggerating things they don't legitimately have

Like ADHD isn't just not paying attention

It's hyperactivity and impulsiveness

Like you can't sit still, no focus that type of shit

Kind of like me

If I forget my fidget cube I'm fucked because them I just don't have a way to control my hands and I start screwing with whatever shit I can get my hands on

And it's really annoying to some people I can tell

But I'm sorry I've got problems you think you have but you actually don't so shut the fuck up jackass

No joke one of these days I'm going to snap and literally die