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Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was

pregnant, who had 8 kids already,

three who were deaf, two who were

blind, one mentally retarded, and she

had syphilis.

Would you recommend that she have

an abortion?

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader,

and your vote counts. Here are the

facts about the three leading

candidates:

Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians,

and consults with astrologers.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain

smokes and drinks 8-10 martinis a

day.

Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice,

sleeps until noon, used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whisky

every evening.

Candidate C:

He's a decorated war hero. He's a

vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and hasn't had any

extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be

your choice?

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way:

Answer to the abortion question, if you

said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a

person think before judging someone.