How to make your wife Scream

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Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking. Alberto the Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five

minutes. "Marcel the Frenchman says, "I

smoothed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half

an hour."

Maurice Cohen says, "I covered my wife's body with schmaltz. We made love and she screamed for six hours. "The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?" Maurice shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."

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