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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to

Husband 2.0 and noticed a slowdown in the

performance of flower and jewelry applications

that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 2.0 uninstalled many other

valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, and

installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0

and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and

Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an

entertainment package, while Husband 2.0 is an

operating system.

Install Tears 6.2 and enter the command C:\ I

THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.

Husband 2.0 should then automatically run the

applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 2.0

to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour

7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create

Snoring Loudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall

another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will

crash Husband 2.0.

In summary, Husband 2.0 is a great program,

but it does have a limited memory and cannot

learn new applications quickly. You might

consider buying additional software to improve

performance. I personally recommend Hot Food

3.0

Tech Support

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